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Here at Niseachs in Need the campaign is off to a flying start with pledges arriving thick and fast from all arts and parts.
The staff and inmates at Guantanemo Bay have sent five sets of overalls and a case of Tango to be auctioned at Stornoway Livestock Sales
Island Life 'Moans' and Not the White Settler have agreed to a twenty four hour sleepover in the Woolworth's window in the style of John and Yoko. Island Quilts has agreed to sponsor the bedding and Ishbel's hens will supply the feathers for the pillows.
Arnish Lighthouse is going on a sponsored flashing campaign for twelve hours in Cromwell Street. Stornoway Police have promised to do their bit for the campaign by turning a blind eye.
The Soaplady of Lewis is contributing by donating all the proceeds of a new soap made with combining the smoothness of seal oil and the abrasive qualities of guga meat. It will be available in presentation cases in emporio alanjohn where all 200 staff are donating an hour's wages. Thanks for the 拢200 folks.
MJC is selling cookies and organising a seductive lingerie evening for the Pilgrim Fathers and the Sebastapol father is hiring his daughters out along with the karaoke equipment and they will donate any money made.
Lerwick Trevor is selling kisses on Lerwick Pierhead and Flying Cat is selling the antidote - again all proceeds heading to Ness.
Sunny plus Niconcoll along with Ruthandort are all having full Brazilians ( whatever these are) . Islanders are asked to sponsor them by the sq cm o the yelp
Carol is selling lamb sandwiches in Auckland but using Scottish lamb and is using Getoffthe to help with his famous singing dog act.
Flying Cat is organising a readathon of Moo's manuscript and selling Moo's pumpkin trifles for the cause. Thank you all - you are wonderful people.
Eat your heart out Pudsey! More to come. Annie B is slowly getting better but still not up to wrsetling with a mouse.

We have been swamped with funds - you really are a generous lot. However Donald has solved our problem. Last Thursday while on an expedition to buy bailing twine he bought two computer discs for a tenner from a mysterious looking man with white hair and black eyebrows who was loitering outside Woolworth's. When Donald got the discs home he found a lot of names, addresses and bank sort codes on them so he's just going to take a few quid from each account - he doesn't think anyone will notice - and it is for a good cause.

Annie B has been on a cultural exchange between Ness and Wdest Yorkshire and has incurred the wrath of the ruling parties by naming a bear Pudsey in a Celtic Studies class she was taking. The 91热爆 British Board of Censors has arrested her and she is charged with both naming the bear, Pudsey, and imitating it in a photograph on a recent blog where she appeared swathed in bandages. The British consul, Willie Eckerslike, has visited Annie in prison and is making representations on her behalf. If found guilty Annie faces the prospect of 40 lashes on market day in Hebden Bridge or a trip to the set of Emmerdale, both grim prospects in these so called civilised times. Please register your support on the Fair Trials of Broads Website or with AnnieB International.