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16 October 2014

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Niseachs In Need - the pledges keep rolling in.

Here at Niseachs in Need the campaign is off to a flying start with pledges arriving thick and fast from all arts and parts.
The staff and inmates at Guantanemo Bay have sent five sets of overalls and a case of Tango to be auctioned at Stornoway Livestock Sales
Island Life 'Moans' and Not the White Settler have agreed to a twenty four hour sleepover in the Woolworth's window in the style of John and Yoko. Island Quilts has agreed to sponsor the bedding and Ishbel's hens will supply the feathers for the pillows.
Arnish Lighthouse is going on a sponsored flashing campaign for twelve hours in Cromwell Street. Stornoway Police have promised to do their bit for the campaign by turning a blind eye.
The Soaplady of Lewis is contributing by donating all the proceeds of a new soap made with combining the smoothness of seal oil and the abrasive qualities of guga meat. It will be available in presentation cases in emporio alanjohn where all 200 staff are donating an hour's wages. Thanks for the 拢200 folks.
MJC is selling cookies and organising a seductive lingerie evening for the Pilgrim Fathers and the Sebastapol father is hiring his daughters out along with the karaoke equipment and they will donate any money made.
Lerwick Trevor is selling kisses on Lerwick Pierhead and Flying Cat is selling the antidote - again all proceeds heading to Ness.
Sunny plus Niconcoll along with Ruthandort are all having full Brazilians ( whatever these are) . Islanders are asked to sponsor them by the sq cm o the yelp
Carol is selling lamb sandwiches in Auckland but using Scottish lamb and is using Getoffthe to help with his famous singing dog act.
Flying Cat is organising a readathon of Moo's manuscript and selling Moo's pumpkin trifles for the cause. Thank you all - you are wonderful people.
Eat your heart out Pudsey! More to come. Annie B is slowly getting better but still not up to wrsetling with a mouse.
Posted on calumannabel at 14:31

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Am I John or Yoko? I think that you could be a bit more precise. Oh and I'll sponser Ruthie, but I will need to see the completed article, I don't want to give money for nothing, Dodgy Dave says that he'll do the video, of the Brazillions, he loves his football does DD. Sorry I'm coming over all faint just thinking about it.

Notthewhitesettler from Woolies


When did Getoffthe go to NZ?

Sorley Tempted from Battersea


Definitely Yoko Ntws ... Me and Marmers are offering to have a bikini wax and will be delighted to present our glowing parts to any passing professional photographer who has had suitable experience of nude photography. We think you know who we mean... Are you trying to suggest that people wouldn't pay to kiss a pussy at the Pierheid Calum? We think you're behind the times...

FC&Marmers from whiskas calendar purrls


I must hasten to add, i'll sell haggis in singapore before selling lamb in auckland and getoffthe is DEFINATLEY NOT TRAVELLING WITH ME !!!!!----HE's GOING TO ROLLING ACRES WITH HIS MASTER!! smirk smirk!!!

carol from still in uniform and dead beat


I'm in for 0.5p

Wee Girl from The Hills


Firstly how did FC's comment get passed? Secondly I wouldn't let my Getoffthe go off to NZ without me. Oh and Carol thanks for the invite, I'm just booking the flight next. If Fc is gonna have his parts shaved, can I do it? Please let me do it, I'll pay for the pleasure, sorry privilege. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.....

Tws from The Narrows


Looking forward to it immensely. Will I be travelling to Fife or Unst? Or is it another 'jolly on the cheap' done by video conferencing? Thinking of square centimetres, battleships will never be the same again.

Nic from Coll


First daughter: What do Knee Socks need? Second daughter: Told you to cancel the broadband.Colonial Mother: Just ignore him dears.

Tired Father from MsJean'sPrimer


I think once AnnieB gets her teeth into the mouse little or no wrestling is required. No Tws, we wouldn't trust you with a razor, it'll have to be someone with a steady hand we can trust.

Flying Cat from legsXed


You mean that after all we've been through you don't trust me FC? Maybe I've said one or two things, in jest, but I'd never let anybody harm you FC, I'd be wanting in first. And anyway there's not much damage I could do down there, fpu has already seen to that, or those?

Tws from Hurt Feelings


FC, tws's hands only shake when e's sober, so you have nothing to worry 'bout.

CVBruce from CA,USA


The lingerie showing, with leopard spots fabric, was a humdinger. However, the Pilgrim Fathers, being true to their Dutch heritage, did not open their purse strings. C'est la vie.

mjc from NM


Whatever happened to Annie-B., Calum.? Is she alright?

mjc from NM,USA


Annie B's mouse hand is still in a tight plaster at present but has a little bit more feeling. She is going for tests. Donald will be taking her on the rickshaw he has just purchased on ebay

calum from from near the usual


For goodness sake make sure the tyres are at the right pressure, you don't want Donald and AnnieB to take a tumble en route to the nearest bochan, sorry surgery...

Flying Cat from ah those were the days


Right, Calum. Oh, by the way, I think Donald is the one who gave me an iou on Ebay for my bamboo paddy field hat. If he does not wear anything else while pedalling the Flying Pigeon rickshaw, the hat should still afford him some protection, if not quite privacy.

mjc from NM,USA


Dont worry it's the only rickshaw around that is fitted with stabilisers and disc brakes. Oh and Donald asks - what's a bochan? His Gaelic is good but he's not heard this word before.

richard shaw from eoropie bochan


He must be either very youthful (and therefore of interest to fpu in a purely aesthetic way you understand) or led a very sheltered Liff. I picture him as an innocent sweet whitehaired fellow with a peat posing pouch...

Flying Cat from an embarrassment of buttocks


Is bochan a shebeen/sibin? I heard that Stromness had loads of those in the old days (according to GMB, anyway).

mjc from NM


You see, I've said it before and I'll say it again - erudite mjc, erudite!

Flying Cat from The Golden Slipper, just outside Stromness


Ooooh cheers very much for sending Gustavo, he's lovely but it's a bit late mate! Could you not have had him at th first fank? I'm spoken for now and himelf is due home next week! I wasn't sure how to explain that he had to go back, after all he's very fresh but he saved me the worry when he ran away just because I tried out the nutcrackers Auntie Ina gave me, she assured me they were perfect for Brazillians???

Sunny from Exile


Sunny - you're awake!

calum from lewis


As per your posting on a different blog, are you hoping Santa will bring you a new computer/printer which would allow you to upload/download punctuation marks? Your comment was quite original, and a propos, Calum. # Oh, and say hello to Annie-B. when you see her. # Let's have another posting from you, Calum.

mjc from NM,USA




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