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Donald has been remarkably quiet since we heard on the radio that Jose Mourinho has been arrested over a dog/quarantine issue. I realised straightaway that Donald must be in some way connected. Seemingly all the sheep he trimmed and sent to Japan as poodles didn't find their way there. At Ullapool he sold one (for a bit of beer money) to an eastern gentleman who was in for the fishing. Donald thought he was on safe ground and spent the money on getting leathered in the Ferryboat Inn and a fish supper from the shop nearby. He bought a pair of kippers as a gift for his mother which we only found the other day in the inside pocket of his kagoul.
Apparently the eastern gentleman sailed to London to be paid off and decided to go and watch Chelsea. In the car park Roman Abramovitch saw the 'dog' and thought it would make an ideal 'sorry' present for Jose and his family.
He called the dog, Gettoffevitch and it quickly became a beloved memenr of the family.
However Jose's butcher recognised the breed when he delivered some Yakburgers to the Mourinho household for a barbecue and the provenance of the
'cheviot' poodle wsa revealed. Jose threatened the butcher to secrecy apparently mentioning Polonium 210 so that the family wouldn't realise the real identity of their family pet.
However worried that Gettoffevitch might spark an outbreak of foot and mouth in Virginia Water the butcher rang Sheepstoppers anonymously.
The upshot is that peace reigns between manager and chairman at Chelsea.
The Mourinho family are distraught at the loss of their pet.
The butcher is in hiding.
The fisherman is over the moon back in Minsk.
Donald is hiding in a henhouse over in Gress
There is lamb on the canteen menu at Paddington Green nick this Sunday.