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16 October 2014

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Rumbled -m apologies to our Japanese friends

I've been wondering recently where Donald was getting all his money from. I thought he might be getting hush money post fank from Ms Middleton but he swore it wasn't. Then I hear on the radio that there has been a spate of lambs disppearing throughout Lewis for the past few weeks. This added to the fact that there is a heap of wool clippings in the loom house behind Donald's croft enabled me to put two and two together and extract a confession from Donald. He has been trimming the lambs and exporting them to Japan as Poodles - the big 'must have' in Nipponese society apparently. The lad has made a killing out of his deception but now he's airing his apology via Island Blogging. So if any disenchanted members of Tokyo society want to email him via the site, he will happily send a recipe to help dispose of the unwanted family pet plus a jar of short dated Mint Sauce from Emporio Alanjohn's. Donald's mother, Donaldina, thinks she dropped him on his head when he was little and attributes this in mitigation for the shortcomings of her beloved son.
Otherwise if you have a poodle check for any traces of blue paint on the back of the neck and the right flank - it may not be a dog. The acid test? Poodle meat is a lighter brown than lamb and not as fatty - please don't ask how I know!
Posted on calumannabel at 15:28

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Baa- baaa!! If the Japanese can't tell the difference, where is the harm, Calum. Anyway, may I suggest the infaillible teriyaki sauce test instead?

mjc from NM,USA


You know, the one thing you shouldn't say in the virtual presence of a cat is "don't".....soo...how DO you know what one of these ridiculous hounds tastes like? Please don't be ashamed - I'd eat the little buggers, given the chancitunity.

Flying Cat from Ristorante Korean Kitchen


Expensive steaks they would be though, FC. May I suggest a side dish of kimchee? Chancitunity? Not a bad word at all.

mjc from NM,USA


Only imitating my betters mjc. AnnieB uses opporchancity a lot....what's kirnchee? I have a feeling it may be something a carnivore would not like...

Flying Cat from not-quite-in-Big Cage


Kimchee? Delight to the eye, a boon to the nose, comfort to the healthy, the ill, the wounded, the dying and even the dead. I would not mind somebody making a sacrifice of some dim sum with a large side dish of kimchee (multi-culti eating is what I like best) by my marker ("He died before he had his fill of kimchee. RIP"). What's kimchee? What's google and wikipedia for, FC?

mjc from NM,USA


Ooh FC, 'betters'. I won't sleep after such flattery! Don't think Donald is fully to blame here. When impressionable sheep see a fank in full swing with Chrissie Mary sharing her beauty tips they're bound to want a piece of the action. We might be on to something big if we can perfect the mint -leaf body wrap?

Annie B from the usual


There would need to be a catmint version...me and m'Marmalade Chum go mad for the stuff.

Flying Cat from Catniponhigh


No thyme for a freshly made catmint version, FC. Use an off the shelf one, but I would not touch the one laced with melamine, even if heavily discounted!!

mjc from NM,USA




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