List of Do's and Dont's for Fank 07
Posted: Friday, 30 March 2007 |
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I'm not impressed at Annie B grabbing a partner early and heading off with him on the afternoon ferry tomoorow. That's not cricket Annie.
calumannabel from Hacking into the Calmac computer
10. Don't take off your masks at night (either and particularly!)
mjc from NM,USA
Don't the tractor drivers get first dibs on the fanksters?
Nic from Coll
Guga bones are in fact to be collected very carefully and sent to the present PM in London for him to add to the other bones in his closet. Extra ones may be sent to John Prescott or Tessa Jowell. None to be sent to the Palace: plenty of bones there already. # Is it true that the price per Guga went down because of the bulk buying? Hopefully the Guga burgers will not contain fillers ("stretchers") as happened last year (riots only every other year, I should hope!). May I suggest that we continue the tradition of using only 100% transfat for cooking at the Fank?
mjc from NM,USA
Surely any bodach getting a bone would be entitled to put it wherever he pleases? Is this not the sole purpose of the Fank......I think I'm missing something...
Flying Cat from Fanny Haddock's back scullery
Hi Nic, you're back in one piece? Did the ferry charge you extra for the goodies that returned to Coll with you? # Nah, forget the tractor drivers (they have fun enough vrooming around): I move that pole-bangers (such as Nic) have first dibs!! with TWS getting seconds, if the controller on the narrow gauge railway does not chuck him out first for having forgotten to get a ticket (and having his passport with him).# Very humbly yours ...
mjc from NM,USA
Oh Fc, you are missing something, just as well your brains aren't in them, like some male species are accused of.
Tws from The Vets Surgery
I'm a bit confused too, why am I a pole-banger? Tws can be up-graded to first dibs, I very much doubt we would be eyeing up the same fanksters.
Nic from Coll
Nic, you must remember that mjc is from America, and what do we Brits do with Americans? ( No not fleece them for every Buck that they have ) Humour them Nic. And I shall be steering well clear of the Fank this year. It's a Fankless job, but someone's gotta do it.
Tws from Ontherightsideofthepond
Sorry Nic. Got you confused (I was distracted, I had just swallowed some coffee grounds doubtless) with Na hearadh and his fence project (banging poles into the ground). Apologies to you and Na Hearadh (no offence meant to either). May you all have the best of luck at the Fank!
mjc from NM,USA
Surely it must be in full swing by now or have I got my dates wrong?
Flying Cat from confused but bearing up
There's an embargo on publicity since the masked ball on Saturday night when Madonna was found in flagrante with Angus John MacDonald from Barvas in the sheep tank and the next thing Max Clifford had the place surrounded
calum from Fank HQ
What are you on about Calum? Hacking into Calmac, 3 Macs, TK Maxx? Hope all the credit card transactions at the fank turnstiles were secure. (Swallowing coffee grounds is a very swanky distraction mjc).
Annie B from the usual and not on a ferry
Eating MacBrayne's Macaroni without a safety net is even swankier!
calumannabel from Calmac Applemac - who cares?
It was beginning to sound like Dell Fank Cleudo there. Can we all play?
Flying Cat from dans la serre avec le p猫re vert
Isn't it strange, Annie B.: TK Maxx seems to be TJ Maxx in the States. # About coffee grounds: of course, I only swallow Starbucks's (at their prices, to get money's worth, one must).
mjc from NM,USA
Life surely is strange mjc. I was too busy wondering about the double xx to notice the J and the K. As for Dell Fank Cluedo, it was definitely Donald in the dipping tank with the marag.
Annie B from the usual
The quality of Fank smut is not strained! I'm having to send fpu off to have a wee liedown, she's that excited....
Flying Cat from wondering about Donald
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