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A minibus full of social workers arrived at Chrissie Mary's this morning to investigate reports that her nephew who is seven years of age is tipping the scales at 15stones. 'He's a good healthy lad and we're no afeard of him gettin ' blown off the cliffs at Skigersta' was her reply to these townie busybodies. However the social workers were not impressed with his diet of Rola Cola and Paris Buns upon which his eleven siblings seem to thrive.
Chrissie Mary is now on the lokout for an exercise bicycle and and a trampoline in the charity shop in Lionel for the boy ( to buy not to part exchange him) . If anyone can help please contact us.
For the overweight over 16's out there, fear not, there is no need for a trampoline - you may find a partner to bounce up and down on at Fank 07.