Product Recall
Posted: Wednesday, 06 December 2006 |
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ACH!! Didn't I just receive the same via UPS. And me without the money to return it. The crown of Guga now rests in the suet feeder basket. HMMM. Will there be a wider range of avian visitors observed? Are there unforeseen dangers from a Hanging Guga Suet?? Will the Crown of Guga last until I depart for the Fank?
Tired Father from A Bird Too Far Farm
will this affect the world wide distributon of gugafaire xmas hampers plc?
lonelyboy15 from getting liquidated
Reinstate Donald NOW or no Gugas for Xmas this year. Join the picket line and sign the petition to get Donald his job back.
thewhitesettler from union offices
Here on Berneray, we'd just cover it in Olive Oil, down it "in one" and hope for the best...
Michelin 5 star restaurant from Berneray
for good ness sake - Donald may have inadvertently invented a best seller - who is to know that he nuts are not going to make the product 100% better 'NEW IMPROVED RECIPE' 'WITH NUTS' 'NOW INCLUDES SHAG, SELKIE AND NUTS' all you need is a promotions officer. My CV is attached for your perusal, and my fee is 拢600 plus expenses per day - working or not.
scallowawife from shetland
The Fareisle Hamper Co wish it to be known they have no connetion with any of the above.
Calum Farepack Shakur from Wrapper Cottage Cross
As for sacking Donald - this is a technicality. He wasn't sacked as he works on a voluntary basis as he's on Incapacity Benefit as everyone in Ness knows. His vlountary role at I cant believe it's not Guga is to keep everyone calm in the evisceration section by singing from his wide repertoire of Gaelic songs. In fact the Human Resources Dept have told him to lie low for a few days (which he's good at) and they'll probably let him back after Christmas though his pockets will be checked for nuts at the factory gate.
calumannabel from By the Sky News Van Adabrock
Berneray sounds like it's ready for on luine gambling - downing guga in one. I think guga is being confused here with the humble oyster. Here at Kennoway Fried Chicken we cook in sunflower oil using sunflowers from the machair in Ness which are refined in an old septic tank behind Donald's croft. No one ever complains about the quality - the bouncers see to that.
Kennoway Fried Chicken from 5star Good Year restaurant with a Pirelli calendar
Surely, as Donald can only ever leave his nuts in one batch of Crown Guga, it can be advertised as having Exclusive One-off Random Product Appeal - the price could go through the roof. Re-instate Donald at once and give him a share in the profits. It's not often you come accross this level of selfless giving, even at Yuletide.
Flying Cat from a northern production line
It's no joke for people with nut allergy if they bite into their guga expecting to taste meat and instead wake up in an ambulance on the way to Stornoway. No Donald has to be taught a lesson.
calumacademia from Ness
i read an article that it was none other than top chef gordon ramsbottom that started cooking this delicasy.in it it stated that while he was cooking the guga he must have left the burd on for too long as the nuts got too hot for it to work properly...but i might have picked it up wrong!
ceanncropic from codhead
I can certainly understand that Donalds nuts coming in contact with the guga could certainly cause the family who buys said guga to have a nasty reaction but surely all the factory had to do was remove the guga from the production line, give it a good scrub down with Ajax and replace the safety pin that keeps Donalds fly up on a regular basis thus keeping Donalds nuts contained and protecting the general public and I Can't Believe It's Not Guga factory workers from another nasty encounter? I have to say it's better than last time when his scabs fell off...
Sunny from Arran
I liked the woman on tv the other night who said she had got guga from her husband and then didn't get kissed for 3 months, As a non gael I am sure I missed the true flavour from the sub titles.
Hyper-Borean from The Black Craig
Ochone, ochone. Is it not poor Donald that should be getting compensation. In addition to the widespread publicity which will besmurch his guga, sorry, good reputation, he'll now have to "lie low" out of the road of the Broo as well! And him out of pocket to the tune of a packet KP nuts. I'm thinking I'm going to have to write to my MSP to make sure these Guga sweat shops have their wings clipped.
Teuch, teuch from Altnaharra
I dont think it was a free range guga otherwise she's not have been kissed for a year. It'lll have been a battery guga from the West Side.
calumavian from Albert Ross House Ness
Dear Sunny Donald was very taken with your support - he is walking about the place singing 'Come fly with me.'
calumannabel from Lewis
Dear Calumannabel, please tell Donald he would be better getting the support from his doctor, I believe he should be able to get a reconditioned truss on the NHS. However knowing how shy Donald is I will endeavour to fasion one for him out of some sticky backed plastic, an old washing up bottle and John Noakes' Y-fronts. Is this the sort of support Donald is looking for?
Sunny from Arran
It sounds a better arrangement that the support he has made from chicken wire and Tenapads
calumannabel from La Perla Cottage Dell
Are they the ones with wings?
Flying Cat from a pharmaceutical supplier's emporium
No Linda Macartney was the one with Wings. Boom Boom!
calumannabel from lewis
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