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16 October 2014

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It's Peckham Spring all over again

After nearly 100 years the Habost well has been condemned for the purity of its water. The spring apparently burst out after a ninor earthquake in the 1920's and has never dried even in the Summer of 55 when water was very difficult to come by. The first doubts about the water quality were expressed by the local chiropodist who started to wonder at the number of patients she dealt with who had twelve or more toes. Then the hairdressers in Cross began to realise that some customers had two heads and the stocks of shampoo and Brycreem were going twice as fast as previously. Knowledge of the aphrodisiac properties of the well water has been suppressed by the elder of the kirk as. back in the fifities, men were starting to covet their neighbours' oxen and some even openly dated the cattle. The Department of Health has finally shut the well down for the time being much to the disgust of Murdag Graham 147 years of age who drinks nothing else with her Watson's Trawler Rum. Is this the sort of water story that you are looking for on this site?
Posted on calumannabel at 22:48

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I've a bottle under the sink, what should I do with it? Keep drinking it or?

thewhitesettler from haven't moved


poor murdag graham, after reaching 147 she is snookered.

cue-ball from crucible, sheffield.


I'll open the bidding at 拢1 for that bottle. PS what is a ninor?

scallowawife from shetland


a ninor could be a minor, look at your keyboard scallowawife from shetland,.

jojo from loner hill


A ninor is the strength of the earthquake- it means it was a serious tremor between an eighter and a tener. God woman do you nothing about geology!

calumannabel from Tectonic Plate Dept emporio alanjohn


if the earth ever moves and I rate it a niner, you'll be the first to know...

scallowawife from shetland


Ni-nor is the sound of an old fashioned siren.

Flying Cat from sliding down a pole at the Fire Station


Hello! Didn't think anyone would've missed me! The laptop is still dead and the insurance haven't coughed up yet so living in the dark ages and it's great! Got loadsa spare time suddenly but don't tell the committee press gangs. spent three hours at yoga this evening and feel lovely!I'm worries that without Annie Beag and myself around the Fank may turn into some sort of uncouth cattle market. I want doilies at the cattle market and antimacassars! Can I have Guy of Gisbourne out of the new Robin Hood? Definitely don't want the one who plays Robin, he's the spitting image of yon Southender I told you all about then deleted the blog. So yeah, him, Jonny Depp is still quite tastey so I'll have him on a plate with a side order of ummm, I need to get to the mainland, I can't think of any actors that don't make my monobrow curl! Ah just scrape down Donald and can you please make sure his breeks have some sort of proper fastening this year. He have GrannyE a bit of a turn (of the stomache not round the dancefloor). I will not be taking part in the Fank Tucker Trials but I could put a few together for you!

Sunny from Internet metered rip off so not stopping


For godwiness sake Sunny, three hours of yoga have addled your brain - Viggo, Orlando, Jimmy, Gregory, James............damn, three of them are dead. Does it matter?

Flying Cat from sad-without-sunny-sofa


Viggo, Jimmy, Gregory and James Who? Orlando I presume you mean Orlando Bloom, not my type. Film stars tend to be a bit ... well rubbish. Alan Rickman's a bit tasty though, specially in Robin Hood, best Sheriff of Nottingham ever. And he was pretty hot in Sense and Sensibility. Yeah, can I have first dabs on Alan Rickman please? Flying Cat, yeah, call me picky but being dead does matter, prefer my men with a pulse. This is a Marraige Fank remember? I believe Donald has been known to have a pulse on a Tuesday, what more could a lass want?

Sunny from Arran


You're not telling me there's no attraction in Rigor Mortis?

Flying Cat from Hoochmagandie Hall




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