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Well it's everyman for himself now the Yanks and the Canadians are here. The 747's began touching down at Callanish International around noon yesterday. Of course I couldn't blog last night as Granny takes the spark plug out of the computer on a Saturday night and where she puts it I feel disinclined to even think about retrieving it! All the attendees have brought their own jam and the most incredible outlandish clothing you can imagine. All the men are giving out Hershey bars to any woman they see promising 'plenty more where that came from'. Sunny immediately hit it off with Hiram P Fudpucker the Fourth from Desmoines Iowa and they haven't been seen since. Donald is chatting up a lass called Condoleesa - one hell of a tan - she arrived from Blackburn - she'd had a row with ther boyfriend Jack. Two young women from Sebastopol have been snapped up by the Murray Brothers and, subject to the vet's report on their dowry, there could be two marriages in the making there. The incomers have added greatly to the excitement arounfd the Fank and they love our Guga wraps. There will be Guga drive thro outlets all over N America within the year according to one attendee who said 'Just call me Saunders'. According to our matchamkers they think over 40000 couples are already matched with a day to go this is beyond our wildest expectations. Oh and clebrities Ned Flanders is on site as we speak. isn't that fantasmadootiful?