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Accommodation for Sunny at the Fank - all sorted dear

Posted: Tuesday, 21 March 2006

Sunny
We've found you some fanktastic accommodation at the Old 91热爆 for Fallen Women in Habost which is now a Hall of Residence for Port of Ness College of Performing Arts and Seabird Cuisine. You'll will each have a single room with sea view and we are unnailing the windows so you can entertain guests out of hours. The Hall is run by a rather stern Matron Annie Mhor ( no relation to Annie B ) who, like yourself, runs a tight ship. There is a regular tractor service to the Fank and Donald John's Quadbike Taxis if you are feeling flush.
We are drawing lots for the first lot of matchmaking tonight - Sir Bobby Robson has brought some of the FA cup bags and balls which he seems to have stolen from Lancaster Gate and he and the ginger Kennedy fellow are sorting that out. Old Robbo hasn't been sober since he landed on Lewis. He and Kevin Costner are getting on fine though Kevin seems to fancy Denise Robertson - oops let the cat out of the bag there. Kevin's at the New Wine Church in Stornoway tonight - kid you not we have a New Wine church with a website. Bring your knitting Sunny - Annie Mhor loves a session with the needles. She is knitting a garage for a quad bike as we speak. Looking forward to meeting you all and maybe marrying one of you.
Calumarital

Posted on calumannabel at 20:18

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Cheers Calumannabel! It's gonna be just like our old student days! We had to un-nail the ground floor windows back then too! Not that I was involved in that sort of thing, no, no, no.... Waiting with baited breath to hear the results of the first round draw! I actually had a dream about my wedding last night! This has never, ever happened before! Do you think it's a sign or do you think it's just because I was watching Two Pints of Lager & A Packet of Crisps before I went to bed...?

Sunnybridal from Scrubbing Off The Barnacles

I hope I'm not feeling flushed, I've got decades yet before I should be hitting the menopause! What's the Church of Wine Website, you might get a few converts?

Saint Sunny from Church of Chardonnay

I'm puzzled. Is there a new home for the fallen women, or have they sunk so low they are beneath the sea. I was desperately hoping one or two would be at the fank. PS Will you be marrying everyone in a group wedding, or will it be one a day with the drunken party after (to provide the following day's 'happy couple')? How long have you been marrying people? Some experience is preferable.

Foxy from the bus stop

Do I sense a waft of favouritism here?? De luxe accommodation and even a hint of marraige? I dunno, Scallowawife, Damadcoo and I may left bunkin doon in wur upturned yole wi nuthin but a bath to call wur home comforts!!

Ruthodanort from Unst

Just you watch that Big Annie and don't let her pull the wool over your eyes.

Annie B from Lone Sheiling

Don't you worry, Ruthodanort, I've made a lovely big gingerbread house that will suit your needs, you might have to share it with the Coll girls though!

BoB from Lewis

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