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16 October 2014

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Announcing the Big Brother Bochan

To run alongside the Dating Extravanza at Dell Fank. Who's going in it? Donald and I were kicking about the fank site yesterday and we noticed how much spare stone there is lying about. We came up with the idea of running a Big Brother Bochan alongside the festival. We have a couple of lads who are decent builders and they've moved on this morning with a cement mixer. They reckon two weeks for the walls and three days for the turf roof. There will be a dozen beds set in the walls and nothing but a spinning wheel, a karaoke machine and five old Angus Og annuals for stimulation. We will use the thousands who'll be attending as jurors so there'll be none of the rip off phone costs associated with the television version. It also offers the sdditional bonus that voters will be able to abuse the evicted as they leave the bochan which should be a decent spectacle. We also think with a bit of drink involved we should be able to make things fairly ugly and aggressive inside the bochan within hours of the residents moving in. If everyone attneding the Fank chips in a quid we should have a decent first prize to offer. So if you have the email address of anyone famous, go ahead and contact them, drive them to the island blogging site and let's get them in there and see if we can create mayhem on the Dell moor in April. Ming Campbell can be nominated - Charles Kennedy cannot as we have it mind to appoint him an Honorary Matchmaker with Sir Bobby Robson and Denise Robertson both keeping an experienced eye on him in case he slips up.
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Oh and we've acquired some big screens and a couple of cameras so we can all see what's going on inside the bothan. We could have our first celebrity resident in Little Jimmy Crankie if Calmic will allow him to travel half fare to the Fank. Fingers crossed eh?

calum's cousin donald from The Bureau de Change Lionel


Not only is Little Jimmy Crankie going to be in the Big Brotehr Bochan but we've an international name with Lewis connections on his mother's side. Step forward - Donald Trump. If we can land Ivana the sparks should freally fly!! Other additions to follow. Any suggestions?

calumannabel from Fank site


I heard that Richard Gere is going to be in the BB Bochan. If this is the case then I better come along to film and say, "The poor wee chap." to the traumatised small fluffy animals. I could also do a fank portrait, from the sound of the hisute Arran women I don't know if you will be able to tell what it is yet. Is this the sort of thing your looking for?

Rolf from Harris


I don't think Richard Gere will be in but Tom Hanks will almost certainly be there to make the job of the headline maker at the Gazette that bit easier. 'Hanks and Fanks' if you get my drift? Rolf will probably looking for a cailleach as I saw no trace of a wife on his Christmas programme plus he wore the same trousers two days running indicating no one is doing his washing so I don't see him in the house. Might put Bill Oddy in there as he doesn't take up much space and can be got easily. Is Russ Conway or Mrs Mills still alive - I pianist woold be a boost to the BB Bocahn don't you think?

Holly Wood from Swainbost Studios


Oh oh bit of eye candy from the inner isles for the BB Bochan. Miss Hooley from Balamory is going in there with maybe Josie Jump for company.

Harvey Silversmith from Cross Palladium


Have you seen that Stephen from Arran is asking about matchmaking in the area. I'm presuming he hasn't found his way off Argyll & Clyde yet. I've tried to point him in the right direction but he was last seen wandering in the direction of the gallery. I'm sure we would all welcome an interim itinerry so we can see what's orginised so far? As many of us won't be able to attend or survive a whole week of Fanking we would appreciate the opportunity to choose the best bits to come to, like the wicker man/guga burning etc. As the fank is on over Easter will there be an egg hunt etc? If you post the details here I will post it on Argyll and Clyde so no one misses out (and the more rowers the better).

Mr E Woodward from It's a bit hot Cross bun


I'm disappointed that Calum is going for a Big Brother event at the Fank. This won't help to get women into High Echelons and we don't want abuse at the Fank (unless any bisoms turn up). We want lurve. And Equal Opperchancities. Why not have a 'Sibling-Who-Is-Comfortable-With-Her-or-His-Size Blackhouse' instead? Of course we'd need to think about activities to create a nurturing and caring environment based on mutual respect and trust. A communal fish-gutting event might put inmates at their ease? A Bloggers' Bothy would be better than a Diary Room. Heather the Weather could present the Little Sibling companion show with commentary on whether we're expecting Sunny (from Arran) intervals or small depressions moving in from Tolsta. Miss Hooley wears shop-bought clothes.

Annie B from Lone Sheiling


Miss Hooley is top Eye Peninsula Candy!!!

Donald from Top bunk wee bedroom Adabrock


Why when Russ Conway died in November 2000 did the 91热爆 Radio not have a programme on him. He did alot of programmes in the early years for them and they were very good. I think that somebody should do a programme about him now and start playing his records again instead of the rubbish that is played especially late at night.

Beverley Leah Drummond from England




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