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From the start Donald and I both being progressive coves realised that we'd need to cater for the full spectrum of humanity at our Dating Extravanza in Spring 2006. We would hope that the new Matchmaker ( interviews pending ) would cope and one of the conditions in the advert for the said position ( see other page on site ) wa that the incumbernt would be 'nuptially aware'. We are constructing a wonderful arch in stone and breeze block as a 'civil partnership' altar. It will have garlands of flowers - if we can get into some of those fine Dell gardens - and be surrounded by decking - we are collecting pallets behind the Swainbost garage - all contributions received.
Yesterday debate raged on the 91Èȱ¬ Soap Box site for the landlocked and the registrar and great and good in Stornoway were pilloried for not allowing same sex marriages. Don't waorry Western Isles Council we will take the strain and they can marry at our festival - we'll even built a little protestors' paddock if people can give us an idea of the numbers likely to attend.
On a separate issue one intemperate correspondent from Dundee called these couples 'No better than paedophiles'. Couldn't quite see the simile but Dundonians are an odd lot or they were when I lived there.
Now we tried six paedophiles on the beach at Port of Ness last Summer but the tide was too strong for them.It didn't matter how hard the two of you peddled the paedophile kept being swept out to sea. They may work on Lake Geneva and the boating pond at Scarborough but the Minch is too tough for them. We have six for sale all in purple fibreglass should anyone want to make us an offer.
Hello to the islands inner and northern. Sunny you've gone quiet.
Condiments of the season
Calum Malaprop os of nothing