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16 October 2014

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The Godwin Returneth!

After an absence of almost four months Jeremy Godwin is gracing The Arran Banter readers with his unique wisdom once again, although in a more toned down and easier to understand style. Jeremy writes:

Sir,
By the look of it, Lagg鈥檚 character will vanish if the Dundee based firm involved gets it鈥檚 plans passed.
First get them to show you their plans and elevations to see how the houses will look when built and publish these, partly to let us have some idea of it, and partly to set it on record.
Otherwise, we proceed on supposition merely.

Yours, Jeremy Godwin.

The fact that the plans have been on display in the local planning office long enough for every resident in the village to complain and I don鈥檛 think the planning department are going to take much notice of an objection from Cumbria if they鈥檙e going to ignore the entire community is obviously beside the point and I鈥檓 sure the Oban Press will bow to the Godwins demands or black burning shame on them!

Posted on Sunny at 15:05

Comments

Could you possibly enlighten me as to who Jeremy Godwin is?

hrossey from Mainland Orkney


Would it be a good idea to add a 'Godwin Clause' to the Fank Profile questionnaire, asking folks to show us their plans and elevations? Now he's raised the matter it seems a bit risky for us to proceed on suppositories merely.

Annie B from Lone Sheiling


Dear All Please be instructeth in the word of Jeremy for the word is he and he is the word. "Go not into thy letter's page of thy obscure local rag without revealing the word of GODwin".. Jeremy is All, yet nothing, he is the son the father, the uncle next door. Please do not draw images of the one as this will only cause offence, and lead to the burning of the Arran Embassy in Penrith.

GODwin from Temple 4, Divine church of Jeremy


You are all aware of Nimbys. But Bananas is really what nimbys aspire to. Build absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anyone (society). Like the Amish I propose that we shouldn't have any buildings that were built after 1880. This would solve a lot of problems since most of the Nimby's are living in house's post this. And since nuclear power is so lovely and safe why don't all the island have their own Nuclear Power stations. None of the nimby's should object to this since they live opposite lovely Hunterston.

BANANAS from Proposed Nuclear Power station in Hawthorn Quarry


Nuclear power? mmm. Under Orkney lies the world's largest source of unexploited uranium ore. The price of uranium is now rising rapidly - strip mining?

hrossey from Mainland Orkney


Are we sure this is the real Jeremy Godwin. I've heard that MI6 have been training a troop of body doubles at a secret camp in Coil ( sorry Coll) so that Godwins can be all over the Highlands at the same time. As for Bananas they are always a factor in MAMBA areas - Miles and miles of bugger all.

calumineral from Chernobyl on Tay, Angus


Praise GODwin! Arran can breathe easy again.

BoB from Lewis


Hrossy, see my December archive for, "Who indeed is Jeremy Godwin." Do you think we should ask for a FAQ section? There is also the opposite of the BANNANAS, the SPEWGAG's Sod Planning If We Get A Grant For It brigade who think squashing a bunch of $350K holiday houses into a cul-de-sac in tiny dark sodden field in the middle of a pretty hamlet is a good idea as long as there is a big fat profit and bugger the people who already live there. The visitors often ask what the lovely big white castle is when pointing to Hunterston power station and look at the economic advantages of having a local power station? You can catch your fish ready fried and there is a good chance they will have more than one head!

Eco-friendly and the Bunny Boilers from Opposite another proposed landfill site


I am the Great Jeremy's brother and I think you all should know that today is the Great Man's birhday. Rejoice! Rejoice!

Wee Robbie from Somerset


I am The Great Man's brother and I think you all should know that today is The Godwin's birthday. Rejoice! Rejoice! And may his pen never run dry

Wee Robbie from Somerset




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