Not Falling For It Again, Honest!
Posted: Thursday, 16 February 2006 |
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Oooh how romantic & cosmopolitan it all sounds Sunny. Hope this won't put you off the fank.
Annie B from Lone Sheiling
Need to ken much much more detail afore we Unst agony aunts can give advice. We had a conversation the idder day & decided men fall into 2 categories - Rugged or Pretty? (For clarification, Patrick Swayze is rugged, Brad Pitt is Pretty.) Which is he?
Ruthodanort from Unst
At least you don't have to appreciate a text message much, he isn't going to expect you to fall into his arms because of it. If he does the whole Cadbury's Milk Tray bit his level of expectation is higher. But if it's advice you're after: 1 never ask for advice (vice is acceptable) 2 don't mix alcohol and decision making, especially over fellas
Nic from Coll
What has changed from the first time, or the second time? Why do they want to get back with you if something was wrong the first time. I've been on the second chance thing before and it seems like we all hope that the person will have changed (or perhaps that we will have) and the likelihood is that we haven't. That Robbie Williams, you should always shut the door to him and jehovah's witnesses. And that Jimi Hendrix came peddling his "Along along the watchtower" mag the other night. Give it a rest Jimi.
Re-entry is always a mistake from God knows we've been there
Well I have to say Annie that you were right about wearing the high fasion BP Boiler Suit with the orange piping! I'm still trying not to fall for it again and keeping the fank in my sights but he does have a silver tougued, charming way about his text messaging! Ruthodanort, Patrick Swayze has his skin pulled so tight he looks like he's going to burst! As the southender's got a couple of teeth missing and is built like an external water closet he definitely falls into the Rugged category and he can certainly dance! Trouble is Nic he has the sort of effect that makes alcahol superfluous and running fast in the opposite direction is the only defence, don't look into the eyes, the huge blue eyes with the increadably long thick curly lashes! or you'll be under And yeah I know you can't change them, what are the chances of him having grown a back bone in the last six weeks? He swore he's grown up a lot and isn't going to get cold feet again but that's more or less what he said before he dissapeared last time... That's it, I give up, I'm off to the cat home to buy some stinking moggie and get my bra back outside the purple jumper with the lacy collar (It's THE look for the modern spinster this spring).
Sunny from Might as well join the Buddhist Nuns!
Dear Sunny We would be glad to welcome you into our fold. Apart for abstination from all sorts of hedonistic pleasures we believe you will love our new range of hairstyles and the spring season orange.
Buddhist Nuns from Holy Isle Timetable attached
Spring season orange is this year's black.
calumannabel from The catwalks of Lewis
The Buddhist nuns seem to have a fold.. They're not running a fank of their own are they?
calumannabel from Dunsnoggin Castle Lewis