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Last night down the pier I was out for a walk,
When Tony appeared he wanted to talk,
Then he comes out with the line 鈥淛ane I鈥檝e a question to ask,
The Lassies Reply 鈥� it鈥檚 not a big task.

Beth鈥檒l be in the kitchen cleaning the pots,
Say that you鈥檒l do it, I know your ticket you鈥檝e bought鈥�
Now mood swings are caused by questions like these,
But I know the dear man was only trying to please鈥�

So the Lassies reply I鈥檝e been asked to do,
I鈥檇 better get on before their even more fou.

Burns said

A man鈥檚 a man for a鈥� that, for a鈥� that, 鈥榥鈥� a鈥� that.
But there鈥檚 mony a man for a that 鈥� upstanding the rogue and a that.

There鈥檚 some who are fou o love divine, there鈥檚 some are fou o brandy,
The first are the type we lassies like 鈥� the others are just too randy!

See social life and glee sit doon, all joyous and unthinking, Till quite transmogrif鈥檇, they鈥檙e grown 鈥� debauchery and drinking.

Nae need to ask we jobs they like 鈥� they鈥檙e away wi the morning lark,
But lassies how mony of us here 鈥� have had tae build 鈥渇lat pack鈥�.

Our guid men I鈥檓 selling short and that鈥檚 not my true intention,
Why they鈥檙e great at 鈥渄oing stuff鈥� sure they鈥檙e fathers of invention.
They put up with our moods, hair dos, our diet attempts,
Why these men that we know are really fine gents.

So Ladies 鈥� please stand 鈥� to our sons, husbands, and dads.
I鈥檒l finish this task with the toast
鈥淭o The Lads鈥�