The Cat gets his Just Desserts
Posted: Tuesday, 29 April 2008 |
8 comments |
We came downstairs a few days ago to a funny smell. A very strong smell of burning. Rather concerned we went round feeling all the plugs for heat, but found nothing. The smell was so strong it smelt the same everywhere, but as nothing started to smoke and it gradually went away we forgot about it.
Four weeks ago I put some eggs in the incubator. I don't have fancy hens, just the ones that wreck the garden and eat the putty from the greenhouse. But at least I don't have to worry about bio-security and a 60 km transport certificate and other DEFRA stuff (yet) if I just put a few eggs in the incubator. So three weeks later they hatched; little balls of yellow or black fluff making a ridulous amount of noise for something so small. Chicks need to be kept warm and as our house is freezing we have a heat lamp which hangs about a foot above the chicks. I spent some time wondering what to move them into, and then we were given a fish tank. It is perfect, the chicks can't escape and I can see in; and they are much more fun and stress-busting to watch than fish. We have raised several batches of chicks like this, and the only problem was the mysterious case of the vanishing chicks. Eventually we worked it out. At night the cat (he is called Patch, not very imaginative, but then, his brother was called Tabby. They got on very well for a while, and then they didn't, Tabby moved outside and then went away. I preferred him to Patch.) climbed on top of the tank, moved the lid across, put in his paw and pulled out a chick or two. The tank can't have a solid lid because a) I need to get feed and water in b) the heat lamp heat needs to get in and c) the tank is in the conservatory and gets very hot if the sun shines, so there is a collection of dead fridge shelves (the white plastic grid-type ones) tied round the tank, and one small removable piece of plywood.
The chick were very happy (I think) cheeping away, filling their food and water containers up with wood shavings, and just beginning to smell. Meanwhile, back in the living room where it is cold, but doesn't smell, the cat climbed onto my lap and started that annoying paddling with his paws and dribbling. Patch dribbles a lot. He has worked out he gets stroked if he paddles and dribbles (except when he just gets pushed off, but that is a gamble he is prepared to take). I started to stroke the cat and noticed an area of very short fur on his back. 'Things that go wrong with cats' went through my mind; ticks, fleas, fights, worms didn't supply an explaination, and then I realised. Patch had tried to get his ration of baby chick and had sat under the heat lamp trying to undo the knots holding the fridge shelves on, and the heat lamp had burnt his fur, making that funny burning smell a few days earlier. I hope eventually he got too hot and had to move and may have learnt to leave baby chicks alone, because the chicks are now in a run in the tomato house (where the peach tree is) and aren't as secure as they were (but at least it doesn't matter about the smell there).
Posted on NiconColl at 13:25
Comments
That's a good one. An actual LOL. Thanks.
CVBruce from CA, USA
laugh ha ha ha makes me think of pablo,late hubby's preffered cat! he done the same thing only to goldfish!
carol from its 17 mins after midnight
A salutory tale of misdemeanour appropriately punished! On the other hand I do think Patch showed a good deal of initiative. 7/10 for a good effort but don't pick on folks smaller than yourself! To which Patch replies, "You nuts? Why pick on something my size?"
Time to ponder traditional morality.
Barney from Swithiod morality comes first
I blame the owners ... putting such tantalizing temptation right in the backyard of a poor dribbling pussycat ... what chance did he stand ... he suffered for his art ... :-)
soaplady from has a 'dribbler' too ...:-)
Looks like FC isn't talking to me anymore. Still have all the chicks though.
nic from coll
FC is quite possibly gallivanting in "foreign" lands, too busy to drop by an internet cafe. (a previous comment of mine here never did make it through the spam filter: oh well ...)
mjc from NM,USA
I was stuck in Big Cage with m'Marmalade Chum (who acts a bit weird in captivity, whereas I, I am looooooved to bits by Mrs Sheil); I wouldn't dream of not talking to you Nic, you're one of my favourite bloggers. Poor poor pussy - Carol, how COULD you laugh...I'm pure shocked!
Flying Cat from dribblingalloverthejoint
How about another posting Nic old gal? Regale us with some slanderous news or inventions. What's new about the airport? Is it true that ferry service is going to be cut back to once a month, to save on somebody's carbon footprint? How is the greenhouse holding up?
mjc from NM,USA
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