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Yobs in the playground, 24th June
Just take it serious-lorry, 1st July
You'll never guess what Chelsey saw on her drive to work!
You don't know you're born, 8th July
Toby, Nick and Chelsey celebrate the 1980s in their own unique way.
No wheels on my wagon, 15 Jul 22
Toby's been to a gala but is missing some wheels.
I can't believe it's not butter, 22nd July 22
Toby's got a paddling pool and Chelsey's trying to make butter.
I wanna fly away, 29 Jul 22
Toby's waved his eldest off and the team are lobbying for a Sheffield Eurovision.
Hair today but gone tomorrow, 5th Aug 22
Toby's had a haircut and Nick's returned from his holidays.
No may flies on Paul O'Grady
Toby learns about the lives of may flies but it's no dog's life for Nick.
Reservoir booze and Big Foot
Toby's solution to the hosepipe ban and Chelsey's off to the Leeds Festival...
Samosas Assemble!
The samosas are calling Toby again and Chelsey is feeling a little horse.
Bananas over pyjamas and Lion poo
To wear or not to wear PJ's in the supermarket and trying on trousers around your neck?
Big Brother and fake pigeons
Toby explains why he has a fake pigeon and Chelsey is excited about Big Brother's return.
Cruising with Brian the bread man
Toby has tips for surviving a cruise and why was Chelsey sacked from her student job?
Trick or Treat Beatniks
Toby tries poetry, Chelsey discovers Frank Sidebottom but Nick's not a fan of Halloween
Snuggly man bear and dart through a trumpet
Xanthe is back, Chelsey is not happy with quizmaster Nick and what did Toby do at 17?
80's perms & wigs in blankets
Toby and Nick take a fashion trip back to their youth and Chelsey is nuts about milk.
Car boots and hospital food
Toby's secret for a cheap meal, Chelsey's 拢11 fish and chips and Nick is just toasty.
'I don't snore!'
Toby wants a cafe, Chelsey likes raw cheese and don't mention vacuum cleaners to Nick.
Mistletoe no way Mr Bond
Toby, Chelsey and Nick swop Christmas party stories and Xanthe is back but she's no spy!
The Christmas eve, eve quiz
Festive fun with quizmaster Nick with Toby and Chelsey joined by actual team members!
Fish, chips and cigs in Paris
Toby is blah according to Nick and Xanthe and Chelsey is back from Paris with gifts.
The hospital radio show
Toby and Chelsey have been to the doctor's and Nick remembers his hospital radio days.
Planes, trains and pants first?
Toby's been taken for a ride by a gurkha, Chelsey goes for socks and Nick's happy meal?
In search of Bryan Reynolds
Toby, Chelsey and Nick are ready for Ryan at Sheffield United but not their hotdogs...
Stones, spies and valentines
Toby thinks he's a spy, Xanthe thinks he's an old man but who buys Chelsey toilet rolls?
Spongebob Yoda
Chelsey thinks Toby is like Patrick the cartoon starfish and Jedi Nick talks like a Yoda.
Naughty monkeys and Richard Hawley
Toby's been to the Zoo, Chelsey's dressed like Rocky and what's under Nick's bed?
Chips and gravy snow day
Toby and Nick never had snow days as kids and Chelsey wants to be a 'binocular-ist'?
Unpopular Opinions
The Peak District bores Toby, Chelsey doesn't get dogs and is Nick funnier than Toby?
Seagulls and soggy trifle
Toby knows about birds, Nick has a seagull coffee story and Chelsey makes a discovery.
Bad tattoos and Agadoo
Toby helps the teachers as a kids party DJ but Chelsey and Nick aren't impressed.