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Spirit of a Thief
Sideman is trusting no one, not even his non-existent baby.
Cricket man Ronald, the sap
Put the bat down 鈥 this is not the time for a game of cricket.
If you could smell this podcast...
Gum and mint sales are down in the UK and Sideman can understand why.
My fleshy existence
Sideman is giving you alternative suggestions for when someone asks you what you're doing
Never call Drake 'The Tootsie Slide rapper' again
Drake injured his foot and Sideman has a lot to say about it.
鈥淵our batty鈥檚 not charity鈥︹
Nudes for the NHS? Sideman's not sure...
Beautiful Stabbamony
Sideman is preparing for the hedgehog takeover.
Let's FaceTime the eels
An aquarium wants you to FaceTime their eels, Sideman thinks his mum won't be happy.
You think you know what sheep want?
Sheep in Turkey are crashing lockdown - Sideman thinks they鈥檙e 'city sheep'.
The safest person to have sex with is鈥
Sideman鈥檚 here for a council鈥檚 advice on safe sex.
'The only aisle I want to walk down is a plane's'
Sideman is joining the talk about what aisle he can't wait to walk down after lockdown.
Bank to Bank Holiday
Sideman is kicking exes to the curb and at last revealing his dog bite origin story.
Some people must have 'covophilia'
Sideman is convinced that some people just want to be with covid-19.
Would you risk it all for Mickey Mouse?
Shanghai Disneyland reopens its gates and Sideman's not sure about people's choices.
"I just wanna look pretty for me.."
During lockdown some guys are missing the way their barber spins them around in the chair
Coronavirus calculators
Sideman love calculators but he's not sure about a coronavirus calculator.
Hooked on Daffodil
Sideman is having sticky toffee pudding for breakfast.
Anyone down for a 'Cuddle Curtain'?
One man in the UK has made an invention so he can safely hug his grandma.
"You must not understand my relationship with chicken"
Loss of taste is confirmed as a symptom of covid-19, Sideman worries about chicken.
Don't eat drill
Lockdown boredom caused Jason Derulo to try and eat corn from an electric drill.
Should we sell Big Ben?
A French businessman suggested that France sell the Mona Lisa to help the country out.
I am a friend!
A nurse was told off for wearing a bikini under her transparent PPE and Sideman is livid.
Your bank holiday guide
Sideman gives you a 4 phase guide on how to spend your bank holiday.
Mast attack
According to reports around 90 phone masts have been attacked during the lockdown.
Brave frontline soldiers against the lack of fun
Sideman wants other people to test the holiday trips to Spain first to see if it's safe.
Idiots walk amongst us
Coronavirus has given Sideman a new way to decipher people.
Shookgression
Sideman is watching everything ease up but he's still shook.
We don't need a sequel
Sideman is bringing you his first weekly round up.
Feeling sore
Man don't take days off鈥 apart from right now.
Disney Lockdown
Sideman talks socially distanced sex and whether Maleficent is better than The Lion King.
Don't cause a kerfuffle
Sadiq Khan is taking a pay cut, Sideman is fine with that IF nobody is asking him to.