A Blogger's Dream
Posted: Tuesday, 27 February 2007 |
I had a very disturbed night last night with all sorts of dreams about red fish and wind-powered energy and toll roads and statues like the Angel of the North and tunnels and the new Ski-gersta winter sports complex and hallucinogenic chocolate and street furniture – whatever that is.
When I woke up I remembered my sleepy vision that the Western Isles Council had commissioned a landmark for the entrance to a new road tunnel emerging near Adabrock. This is an e-fit of what it looked like:
Do you think we'd get funding from the Highland Year of Culture people for a statue representing aspects of popular local blogging culture?
When I woke up I remembered my sleepy vision that the Western Isles Council had commissioned a landmark for the entrance to a new road tunnel emerging near Adabrock. This is an e-fit of what it looked like:
Do you think we'd get funding from the Highland Year of Culture people for a statue representing aspects of popular local blogging culture?
Comments
Could the fishy thing carry a black pudding in its free hand? Have you tried medication Annie - or was this fuelled by it?
Lurker from Lewis
You've just been reading Muness's blog and eating cheese before going to sleep.
Hyper-Borean from The keep net
There are four old cars and a three piece suite at the back of 22 Fivepenny. Is this classed as street furniture?
calumannabel from Steptoe Street SKIgersta
Annie Annie, how very shiny it is (all the better to slither from your grasp my dear)...and what a huge tongue it has (all the better to er.. em.. lick something my dear)...and what enormous biceps it has (all the better to... oh dearie me my dear)...and the cool shades...is it, is it calum?
Flying Cat from lost in admiration
is it up helly aa? looks just like it!
scallowawife from deja vu, or maybe not,
It's definitely not Calum FC. The nearest he's been to skis is the yoghurt section of Swainbost Stores.
Annie B from the usual
what have you been on?
carol from france
Clearly this new alcopop Cremola foam is good stuff - can we expect a sponsorship deal for the Fank? Foam at the Fank perhaps?
BoB from Lewis
It was Cremola Bru Cocktail BoB - just mixed the powder with a little Irn Bru and a carageen garnish. Perhaps tws could be an agent for it after he's done his supermarket opening & closing deals with Flying Cat.
Annie B from the usual
I do hope the commytee will come down hard on anyone foaming at the Fank. Standards must be maintained! I didn't have calum down as a yogurt eater. Please don't tell me he wears jesus sandals and socks at the same time...
Flying Cat from Credulity Gap
I'm not a yogourt eater nor a sandal wearer. It's footy socks and sling back rigger boots for me. We shall be appointing a foam czar at the Fank to monitor any misuse of Cremola.
calumannabel from Fank HQ Ness
Blimey! The mental picture of the above footwear has fpu in a spin! I wonder if they've thought of appointing a Foam Czar at the Wee Pretendy Parliament......perhaps someone should suggest it to Wee Jeck....Margaux-fils-de-Donald, Foam Czar...
Flying Cat from soothing fpu's fevered brow
Niseach meanderings. (Niseachs come from Ness - the villages in NW Lewis from South Dell to the Butt.)
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