Ps & Qs at the Fank
Posted: Saturday, 11 March 2006 |
Comments
Had hoped that GSOH was a promise of Guga Supper On Honeymoon. Is that not right?
Fank Hopeful from Ness
As regards the P's we'll have a block of chemical toilets and the Q's will be kept to a minimum as we have dozens of stewards on hand and a hundred turnstiles.
Donald from DWP Office Barvas - collecting crisis loan
FPS - fence post supplied. CFOT- creamola foam on tap. PYOP - pick your own potatoes. . . . is that the kind of thing
Exile on Point Street from Tarbert, waiting for a Sunday ferry
I hear there is someone setting up an alternative dell fank community on MSN, does this get answered quicker?
GrannyE. DBE.RM from Auchenshuggle in the Atlantic
I am the health and safety expert on fanks in the Western Isles and here is the rules according to the 1979 Fanks V Much Act of Scotland (Amended in 1989 for equality purposes after the Sheeprogettes demonstrations in Stornoway) Fank etiquette; Males and females must be separated until fank begins; transsexuals have the choice of either being male or females for dating purposes; If you're going for a dip make sure you do not have a wooley jumper on or any rams in the area may begin to get the wrong impression and try it on; Money can not change hands unless it is a donation for repairs to make the fank more hi-tech (eg cctv, armed security men to stop local strange men staring at the sheep, a microwave, sunbed, spud gun, floppy disk, a punch that will take more than 3 pieces of paper, etc) Fank ewe, Sir Feng Uwsa, Carolineno, Isle of Lewis
johnny rodainn from ness
Dozens of stewards! Hope the're all as manly and well turned out as Frank Marshall from Ohio. MSN - Messages (are) Slow (from) Ness?
Annie B from Lone Sheiling
We've Stewards, Stuarts and Stewarts and every one a prime catch.
The Spin Doctor from Fank PR HQ
Thanks for the advice Mr Rodainn, but I'm a bit confused about the dress code relating to going for a dip. Not sure why knitwear is the wrong outfit for eating a crowdie and sour cream puree with turnip crudites. It's a lot more complex than I thought.
Fankly fearful from North Galson
Niseach meanderings. (Niseachs come from Ness - the villages in NW Lewis from South Dell to the Butt.)
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