Sheep pens
Posted: Wednesday, 08 February 2006 |
Think we've found the ideal pens for the Dating Extravaganza - the classic fat 12-colour model. (Bet you recognise it now Sunny!) These should do for both (all?) genders and sexualities, for Cross dressers, etc. and for the Potter jottings.
Chrissie Mary & I could do with some help with the list of Fank Family 91热爆 mates. Seemingly people who are not reality-challenged are currently under-represented in the list of possible 91热爆 mates. Thank you for any suggestions.
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And Calumn is going to keep us in these? Bags me the purple?
Sunny from Arran
I think Morvern Calor should be in the house - she'd be a real gas as should Isis Witt a real Hebridean heroine. Pick three local reporters from the Gazette staff plus the Shinty reporter from the West Highland Free Press and Shani from Bristol. How's that for a start?
amish macbeth from shaker cottage adabrock lewis
Does Emporio Alan John stock the refills and indeed the batteries from the look of the beast!!!
calumetrosexual from Annie Beag Summers Skigersta Lewis
Isis Whit is still on the bus to Back. There is a lovely book about her adventures, featuring Lewis, Harris, Back bussing and some innovative Hebridean cookery. A nice man called Iain Banks wrote it. It's called Whit. I heard that smart-alec from the Extra-mural Dept at Cross University talking about it at the petrol station in Swainbost so I got it from the mobile library. I got some lovely recipe ideas from it. I've asked Mr McSuing about the Calor woman as he's the local agent. He says she's from Oban way and sounds like a bit of a bisom I'm afraid. Seemingly she could get up the noses of those Dogs Against Drugs if they're coming over to look for love amongst like-minded canines. Can someone confirm these women's credentials vis-a-vis reality please.
Annie Beag from Lone Sheiling
Rolf will definitely be on his way if he knows that there are coloured pens.
Art Critic from Morven Calor Gallery, Barvas
When I was innocent, I would have though that these looked like pens.
pushing the envelope from Censored by graham
The stationery order's getting completely out of hand now if we need envelopes to push as well as everything else. How does the envelope-pushing work? Is it a bit like shove-ha'penny?
Annie B from Lone Sheiling
Having been an envelope pusher, i've finally seen the harm it does to young kids and I am 100% gum free now. Management Bollocks is just so great, especially when it comes out of the mouths of non-high flyers. Why did income or money suddenly become "income stream", and shouldn't it be income burn in Scotland. All the sporting analogies borrowed from American sports are also funny since the original meaning is unknown to most British people.. "behind the 8 ball", "the whole nine yards", "curve ball". "parking" something when you know its a crapp idea or no ones done anything about it sounds pretty inane..
Management speakeasy from income streams by yon bonny rowan
I think outside the box, that envelope pushing the perameters is absoultely essential in today's 21st Century crucially competitive proactive marketplace. Apparently.
Sunny Top Echelon from The company midgie van
I've kept quiet about my research on echelon issues recently, but I've done a lot of research into management language and - scarily - I'm a.l.m.o.s.t. (dots=hesitation) understanding what you're on about. I've seen a job as a Change Manager. Is that to do with working at the supermarket checkout? Could I meet nice people like Stephen in the queue, or would I be safer in the Spam sector or the sushi market that GrannieE suggested a while back? All this might be unnecessary if my Valentine makes himself known so that I can be a Kept Woman.
Annie B (living in hope) from Lone Sheiling
Annie B - did woman's lib in the 70's pass you by? you don't want to be a kept woman - who do you think will have to wield the WD40 can, and who do you think will have to make the tea...wake up and smell the sun ray tea my dear...
scallowawife from shetland
Niseach meanderings. (Niseachs come from Ness - the villages in NW Lewis from South Dell to the Butt.)
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