Suggested sites for Colin Firth's emergence
Posted: Saturday, 17 December 2005 |
I've been SOooooo excited since Calum's exclusive from Colin Firth's brother Moray that I've been round Ness looking for likely spots for Colin to emerge from. I'm that thrilled I just can't decide which would be best, but Chrissie Mary and I are favouring the beach at Port of Ness (Photos 1 and 2) at the moment over the lochan by the fank. We quite like the harbour slipway as well (Photo 3) as it would give us a good opportunity to tell Colin about the guga. Would the logistics be too much Calum, or could Donald lay on transport? The other spots, going towards the lighthouse, might be more tricky. It would be bad form to drown a celeb.
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Neither of my precious boys is going anywhere near that place without their waterwings? I've warned them both about women who'll make them do things they shouldn't and you Annie Bheag seem to fit the bill. If anything befalls our Cloin you'll have me to answer to.
Arabella Firth mother to Colin & Moray from Dunbreedin 91热爆 for Retired Gentlefolk
Worry not, Mrs F. I'm willing to set up an Emergence-y Committee for your sons' welfare. I'm arranging carrier bags for their wet clothing, some nice rough towels and some tweed bathrobes from the Habost Hilton - as we call Aunty Morag's. She usually has a couple of spare ones by the tin bath in the barn and they'll be like brand new if we give them a bit of a shake. Waterwings would be a very bad idea. If they got a puncture they'd be jet-propelled to Iceland.
annie beag from lone sheiling 17
Is that the Clan HQ of the Morrisons in the background, I can see? I notice they've spent some of the grant money on importing the walls of Jericho to halt the progress of the sea. I think it would be safer for Colin ( or his body double) to emerge from the inner harbour where the Morrisons moor their yacht 'The Lady Guga'. Maybe they'd let him change aboard?
Doorknock Firth ( a distant cousin ) from Kicking a tin can near the Habost phone box
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Mike from 91热爆 Glasgow
Will do Mike. I quite like the cove on photo 4. It's just behind the house in photo 1. It's a very secluded place for a picnic and few people go there. Oops, the secret's out. There'll be Punch & Judy, deckchairs and donkeys for hire by the time the Firths arrive.
annie beag from lone sheiling 17
Your links work! Now there's posh for you!
Sunny from Arran
I was quite impressed too Sunny! I followed the advice somewhere on the Help pages and was astonished to find that it worked. All this nonsense can be quite educatiative.
Annie B from Lone Sheiling 17
I love colin a lot. He is my best actor and no one else can beat him. My kids like him a lot as well. He sounds really caring and nice. A really nice family man. I think u are all wrong.
Karen from Hayes
Niseach meanderings. (Niseachs come from Ness - the villages in NW Lewis from South Dell to the Butt.)
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