Mandemic Podcast
Sideman鈥檚 daily updates on life under lockdown.
There鈥檚 a lot of fear and uncertainty in the world right now, so Sideman鈥檚 got just the distraction you need. He鈥檚 a presenter and a comedian, but he鈥檚 also a fellow 鈥榠solatee鈥. Like you, he鈥檚 in lockdown 鈥 and like you, he鈥檚 doing what he can to stop himself from climbing the walls (or if he is climbing the walls, he鈥檚 turning it into a wall-climbing game where the winner gets an extra 30 minutes on the walls at the end of the day).
He鈥檚 been stockpiling new hobbies and interests, including 鈥渘apping鈥 and 鈥渞andomly shouting鈥 (well, it is still early days) and he鈥檚 scouring social media so that you don鈥檛 have to. His biggest discovery so far is that annoying people have wifi too.
His brain is constantly on the go, and he鈥檚 tired of sharing his thoughts with his mirror and his mum (when she accepts his FaceTime). So instead, he鈥檚 going to vomit his mind into these daily podcasts, covering everything from bizarre news reports to memes to conspiracy theories.
So come and explore Sideman鈥檚 mental cavern of catastrophe from the comfort of your own home鈥 and let鈥檚 avoid being bored together.
Episodes to download
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Never call Drake 'The Tootsie Slide rapper' again
Wed 29 Apr 2020
Drake injured his foot and Sideman has a lot to say about it.
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My fleshy existence
Tue 28 Apr 2020
Sideman is giving you alternative suggestions for when someone asks you what you're doing
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If you could smell this podcast...
Mon 27 Apr 2020
Gum and mint sales are down in the UK and Sideman can understand why.
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Cricket man Ronald, the sap
Fri 24 Apr 2020
Put the bat down 鈥 this is not the time for a game of cricket.
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Ain't no touch before you taste.
Wed 22 Apr 2020
Sideman agrees that you shouldn't be touching food at shops if you're not going to buy it
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Fam, you mean seasoning?
Tue 21 Apr 2020
Sideman isn鈥檛 sure about a 12-year-old producing a cookbook.
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Kneecap nudes
Mon 20 Apr 2020
You won鈥檛 catch Sideman on a virtual holiday until month 4 of lockdown.
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Don't invite me to your virtual party
Fri 17 Apr 2020
Sideman didn't want to come to your birthday party before, nor does he now.
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Kids have no laws
Thu 16 Apr 2020
Sideman doesn't believe that kids would be good at socially distancing at school..
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Love Island v Covid Island
Tue 14 Apr 2020
Sideman can鈥檛 believe Love Island is set to be back on this summer.
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鈥淭ake a man鈥檚 Bank Holiday away, you play with his mind鈥︹
Mon 13 Apr 2020
Sideman鈥檚 gone into isolation as Clark Kent. Will Superman emerge?
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