Cognac and raw pasta on the menu (21)
- 12 Sep 07, 12:09 PM
Condom, France - I swear on everything that is dear to me that we did not plan to end up in last night.
The idea was to stop off in on the way to Toulouse, but the lack of a campsite meant we had to push on a few extra miles and the next decent-sized town happened to be what the French might refer to as capote anglaise.
We resisted taking a hilarious picture of one of us sniggering under a Condom road sign, but it does mean we will have to put our snail eating contest on the backburner for a couple of weeks.
After a weekend of I decided it was time for a bit of Ben Time on Tuesday.
So while Tommy weaved his bike along the banks of the River Charente, past the fields of sunflowers and vineyards that dominate the outskirts of Cognac, I got stuck into some of the local firewater at the
All I knew about brandy before my little tour was that my nan used to nick it off my dad every Christmas and he鈥檇 get the hump, but, courtesy of my lovely guide Sophie, I now consider myself to be something of a connoisseur.
Consider this: only 1% of the Cognac produced each year is consumed in France and it must spend at least two years in special oak barrels before being bottled. Impressed?
That said, I still gurned my way through a glass of Hennessy鈥檚 finest like Brian Ashton re-watching
What the tour really rammed home was France鈥檚 fierce pride in its native produce, something that is evident everywhere you go in this peach of a country.
The economy may have stagnated somewhat of late, but you get the sense that, unlike in Britain, preservation of culture is what really matters in France.
Service stations are a case in point. While the best Britain can offer are cooked breakfasts that are lumpier, both in a literal and financial sense, than a toad with smallpox, in France our little driving breaks have largely been about espresso and fruit.
鈥淲e鈥檒l do these nectarines and get back on the road鈥 is not a phrase I would ever utter on leaving a Welcome Break back in Blighty, but Tommy has transformed my eating habits in the one week we鈥檝e been here.
Indeed, what with his lack of exercise and my new healthy diet, it鈥檚 quite possible that we will be a couple of stone closer in weight by the end of the trip.
Last night we watched and both of us remarked on the contrast between this World Cup and the mostly excruciating cricket equivalent we both covered earlier this year.
If the French can somehow fiddle their way through to the last eight, we could have a classic tournament on our hands.
A quick message to the bosses back home: don鈥檛 worry, we haven鈥檛 blown anyone鈥檚 head off in the back of The Bloggernaut, but it may be time to call for
Each new dawn brings a new catastrophe, and both being lapsed Catholics, it is difficult not to think that The Big Man is pulling, or indeed severing, a few strings.
It took us the best part of a day to send our latest piece of video back to Television Centre and yesterday we reached our campsite after five hours on the road to find the gas had packed up.
A new depth was then plumbed as Tom tucked into a dinner of raw pasta while I was forced to complement my Chateau de Respide with half a pack of chocolate digestives.
A little tip for all you motor home enthusiasts out there (honk honk!): apparently, while the Calor gas system may be de rigueur back in Blighty, it鈥檚 not widely used on the Continent. So, should be a touch sorting that out鈥
Today we head for Toulouse, where we have tickets for Japan v Fiji this evening. Any tips as to where to stay would, as ever, be greatly appreciated.
PS. Former England prop and fellow blogger
has been in touch inviting us to a bash in Paris on Thursday. Alas, Victor, we鈥檒l be in Bordeaux, but if you鈥檙e still about in the latter stages, we鈥檒l gladly fill our boots with some Ubogu juice.
PPS. That picture at the top of the blog is not a set-up. I wrote this in front of the village of La Romieu, a 12th Century village and a UNESCO world heritage site. This country鈥e may never come back鈥
PPPS. The good news is I鈥檝e purchased some new pants. The bad news is I had none of my own money on me at the time, so you paid for them. Don鈥檛 worry, the money will be reimbursed in six weeks鈥 time.
Ben Dirs is a 91热爆 Sport journalist travelling around France in a camper van with Tom Fordyce.
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If only Reith could see you now, spending his hard government negotiated cash on undergarments for an Essex boy.
Do they educate, entertain and inform? I think not.
Hang your head in shame, Dirs.
Bloody Georgia last night anyway. All we wanted was for them to hold on for one minute more and it would have been a great result. It was a quality effort, though, fair play.
It was strange seeing a team weaken in power and energy by the second, despite how hard they tried, there just was not enough in the tank to cover the whole 80.
Enjoy the rugby lads,
Ade
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Ubogu juice? Man alive, I'd pay to drink some of that bad stuff
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I'm finding myself surprisingly entertained by the whole RWC blogging excursion. You boys are living the dream, if your dream is to be trailing around France in a camper van with a chemical toilet!
Is it a coincidence that the 50th anniversary of Kerouac's On The Road is but a week ago?
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Ubogu = legend. Not sure about juice though. The playboy prop. It took me a long time to get over Jack Rowell dropping him in favour of Graham Rowntree. To be fair I was 12. A new strain of the blog from the 91热爆's new comedy duo. Dirsy, most impressed with the transformation from Francophobe to Francophile. You'll be eating viande de cheval in no time. Just remember Customs may not let you bring any home. I'm heading to Nantes in two Saturdays for the Samoa game and I am very likely to be the only one that can speak French. Should I be worried?
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if you are in toulouse...then only one place to go, well several actually but de danu, the bar of ex milkman, ex irish international and ex hard man and fans favourite Trevor Brennan in central toulouse a great spot for rugby, sport, cooked pasta and lushing galore...not sure they stock ubogu juice in any great quantity however.....
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Pity I didn't know you were in Condom earlier, I'd have given you the address of a nice little restaurant "La Cambuse" run by Daniel a very good mate of mine - and a big rugby follower. If you ever go back, give him a visit...
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Ahhh, lack of campsites in Agen. That takes me back to a hitchiking escapade en route from Montpellier to Bordeaux in 1992. Dropped off in torrential rain in Agen at midnight by the fastest Volvo driver ever seen, myself and my mate ended up in the Agen rugby stadium, found our way into the changing rooms, duly cranked up our camping stove and got the sausages going. We were woken in the morning by some bemused early morning tennis players pulling on their whites - obviously stunned by the sight of a couple of stinky Rosbifs and the remnants of the previous night's fry up. Hilarious.
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Ben your photos are broken :O(
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Alas you days as a connoisseur are already over - Brandy is only distilled once whilst cognac is distilled twice. You were drinking cognac at Hennessey and not brandy!!
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Ahh Dirs,
"Imbedded" (or should I say "in bedded"?) journalism of the highest calibre. Looking great in the vid as well old son. Just wanted to let you know that, whilst you're off on this highbrow mission to bring RWC 2007 to the world (and no doubt showing the local French totty those infamous Dirs dancefloor moves in between bouts of arse-scratching in your van), Tick and I have just joined the rather adult world of parenthood. In your honour we've decided to name her Benjamina Dirs Bell - hope you like it? She'll do you proud. Peace and happy travels, The Bells, Thailand
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condom is in gascony, armagnac country, hope you tried some of that while you were there, it's less refined but a more character-full brandy than cognac... that and the foie gras somehow result in gascony having the longest life expectancy in france!
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Who was navigating?? Condom isn鈥檛 exactly on the route from Agen to Toulouse, well not unless I programme my GPS wrongly. Are you sure it was just espresso鈥檚 you were drinking in the petrol station?
Sounds like a fun trip though and this area of France is wonderful 鈥 I live between Bergerac and Villeneuve and am torn between supporting France or England.
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Having bought non-compatable cylinder and cooker whilst camping around Africa, we discovered a hitherto unknown gourmet meal that I will now share with you all:
Ingredients - packet of Rich Tea Biscuits, tin of baked beans, tin of smoked mussels. Take one rich tea biscuit, place a heaped tea spoon of cold baked beans on the biscuit, and gently top with a smoked mussel.
Whilst not all items will be available in Carrefour, you could ask someone to bring them out with them. Trust me, it's worth it!
Loving the blog. Enjoy the rugby you lucky blaggers!
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Ben - your he-boobs are a lot bigger than when I last saw them.
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Quick note for Victor Ubogu - your blog is now on our blogroll (happy to do the same for any other rugby-related blogs out there). Thanks for the message and if you do hook up with our boys at some stage, go easy on them. It's only a couple of weeks in and they already showing signs of wear and tear.
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I think dickiedann (post 9) is incorrect. It sounds to me that Ben was drinking both Cognac and brandy. Cognac is a subset of the generic brandy (remember those Venn diagrams from school). In other words, all Cognac is brandy, but not all brandy is Cognac. Other types of brandy include Armagnac,Sherry plus various other "distilled fermented grape juices" (that being the definition of brandy) from around the world. Apologies for my pedantry
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Guys,
BenBen, il ne pas fonctionner ??
Are you heading over to Bordeaux for Ireland/Georgia on Saturday? Bordeaux is a big place too! Stade Chaban-Delmas is in south/central part, best approached off A 630 / E 70 at exit 16. You can get directions/route map from ViaMichelin. No parking at the stadium!
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Alex, Tick and Benjamina - Congratulations! Hopefully, like many babies, it looks like me as well. Sorry I haven't been in touch, but hope to have a proper chat soon.
Deborah - Indeed, Condom isn't exactly en route from Agen, but it was the only place that seemed to have any decent campsites. The one we ended up in had its own pub with a giant screen!
Scotty Heinrich - Yes, many people have commented on my he-boobs. I have been cultivating them sepcially just in case our fridge packs up and Tommy needs to start suckling on them. Hope you're well son and stay in touch.
Matt - Thank you sir, that's what I thought.
Tez - Hello mate. Thanks for the tip. We're on our way to Bordeaux at the moment so should actually make the game this time.
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the real Condom in french is known as a preserative. I am sure family planning between English and French must be very confusing. Oh yeah your photos don't work. We can't see them
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The detour makes sense then.
You鈥檙e welcome to stay over here if passing by the way鈥 it鈥檚 a bit primitive, water from the well and shower only if the suns shining as it鈥檚 solar and outside! Sadly no pub and only French TV.
While you鈥檙e around this area, my local Auchan (Villeneuve) has its wine sale from the 18th. There are usually a few good wines for laying down (the bottles, not you :-)). There鈥檚 a big Auchan out by junction 4 of the A603, ring road not too far from the stadium if you are still in Bordeaux on the 18th and they may have the same. Unlike the UK the supermarkets here are franchises so don鈥檛 always have the same things on sale.
If you鈥檙e passing Agen again I can recommend the Prune museum in Granges sur Lot. Their chocolates filled with prune Eau-de-vie are superb. Their other prune based confectionary is rather good but I would caution against eating too many while travelling around 鈥 for obvious reasons!!
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i'm kind of getting the hang of this now - and definitely warming to your style and humour.
And entirely agree with your observations about French service stations (or as they are known in France: "Station service"!).
I once hitch-hiked from Calais to Marseilles and spent much of that time talking to folks at the "stations service" trying to blag a lift. On average it took up to as few as 3 conversations to pick up a lift - unbelievable progress!!
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