All a flutter down at the Palace
Just witnessed Gordon Brown going into the Palace.
Only a minute before the police pulled up a huge Ladbrokes advertising trailer which was driving outside.
No doubt there's some law about using Buckingham Palace as an advertising back-drop.
Ladbrokes spokesman David Williams says he was given a £30 on-the-spot fine this morning for erecting two placards with the election odds, on blackboards opposite the palace.
But it didn't deter him - at just £30 a throw he says he's happy to carry on offending all day.
I am reminded of a wonderful occasion from more than 20 years ago when an ITN crew went to interview the Environment Minister William Waldegrave. As it was a lovely day, they all decided to go and do the interview in St James's Park.
Half way through the interview, however, a jobsworth park-keeper approached the group: "Ere, have you got permission to do this interview?"
Whereupon Mr Waldegrave slowly turned to the park-keeper and said: "As the government minister responsible for the Royal Parks, I hereby grant myself permission."
I dearly wish I had been there. Alas, the scene was not captured on film.
Comment number 1.
At 6th Apr 2010, JunkkMale wrote:"As the government minister responsible for [ ], I hereby grant myself permission."
Then... charming and witty.
Now... all too depressingly familiar.
We know who you are. For our sins.
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Comment number 2.
At 6th Apr 2010, stevie wrote:like the gamekeeper in the Royal park who saw a beautiful girl reclining in a seductive pose and he said to her 'Are you game?' and she replied seductively, 'Why yes, I am' So he shot her!
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