Caption Competition
14:00 UK time, Friday, 7 August 2009
Winning entries in the caption competition.
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This week Tiger Woods lines up a shot at the Buick Open, watched by a rather unusually-dressed fan.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Fi-Glos
The Green Goddess's son woefully fails to live up to expectations.
5. haveronjones
It was obviously "dress down Friday" for members of the Blue Man Group.
4. theocupier
For once, Tiger was hoping NOT to get the rub of the green.
3. Seanie Smith
Pickpocket duo take on their biggest challenge yet.
2. karls97
Tiger was beginning to regret agreeing to partner Leigh Bowery in the pro-am.
1. Dodie James
Tinky Winky struggles with a difficult adolescence.
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At 6th Aug 2009, BeckySnow wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Little did he know the blue meanie was just ahead...
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At 6th Aug 2009, johnc wrote:I thought it was the 19th hole that's called The Green Man?
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At 6th Aug 2009, Fauconnier wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Fauconnier wrote:Tiger had decided to join an out-of-focus group
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At 6th Aug 2009, johnc wrote:Think boring thoughts, think boring thoughts!
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At 6th Aug 2009, Fauconnier wrote:Dr Bruce Banner became extremely angry when Tiger Woods rested his club against his girlfriend's chest
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:It's not easy being green on the back nine
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At 6th Aug 2009, Fauconnier wrote:Unusually-dressed? Yes, a beige top and a denim skirt - ludicrous!
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At 6th Aug 2009, Fauconnier wrote:Henri was pleased to find the clubhouse served absinthe
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At 6th Aug 2009, Fauconnier wrote:See if you can get this, said Tiger. It's an English band, four letters ...
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At 6th Aug 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:The PGA have been urged to rule on the use of polyurethane suits by spectators, even if rain has been forecast.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Fauconnier wrote:Tiger decided to make an appointment with his local optician
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At 6th Aug 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:Tiger was about to regret angering some of the crowd
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At 6th Aug 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:I'm not so worried about him, it's the other 16 that bothers me.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:Tiger always made sure there was somewhere attractive to rest his club
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At 6th Aug 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:"The Seventeenth Man" by Graham (Green)
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Green golf fan desires same. Meet me at the seventeenth and we'll pitch and putt a little woo.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Tableturn wrote:Having lost the first 16, Tiger insisted his latest caddy wore something a little more conspicuous.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Mr Greenie says it's a fast break to the right
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At 6th Aug 2009, rogueslr wrote:It's a nasty lie with the trunk so close, and Tiger's got a difficult putt too.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Kidtechnical wrote:John hoped his idea to dress as a deflated Birthday Balloon would help him stand out from the crowd
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John now wished he'd gone with the blue, it brought out his eyes more
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An increasingly insecture Mrs Woods would do almost anything to divert attention away from Tigers bottom...
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At 6th Aug 2009, MuteJoe wrote:Whilst the onlookers were visibly shocked, Mr. Methane admired Tiger's 'crouching' technique.
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At 6th Aug 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:Er.. Wrong sort of swingers here mate..
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At 6th Aug 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:Being responsible for the seventeenth green was fine, but the uniform was rubbish
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At 6th Aug 2009, Matthew wrote:Having defeated the evil Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood began scouting for his new base in Tiger Woods.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:Kevin had heard all the fans had Tiger fever and didn't want to catch anything
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At 6th Aug 2009, what the wrote:It's an utter disgrace, whatever happened to golfing ettiquette? I mean DENIM on a golf course!
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At 6th Aug 2009, Matthew wrote:On being insulted, the Hulk turned nasty...
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At 6th Aug 2009, Tableturn wrote:The ongoing controversy over performance-enhancing swim suits sparks further debate after Jack Nicklaus takes part in the Buick Open, complete with gimp mask.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:Now Winnie-the-Pooh had left for Hollywood, Tigger was beginning to find The Hundred Acre Wood quite threatening
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At 6th Aug 2009, rogueslr wrote:It was starting to worry Tiger, what was the 17th Commandment? Thou shalt not dress more ludicrously than Phil Mickelson?
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At 6th Aug 2009, Matthew wrote:"and he can talk, you say? Well that's the wonders of genetic engineering for you..."
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At 6th Aug 2009, what the wrote:It doesn't leave much to the imagination, you can see his putter.
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At 6th Aug 2009, BeckySnow wrote:A member of the Blue Man Group takes a day off.
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At 6th Aug 2009, SuzanneC wrote:Excuse me Tiger, I'm looking for Fox.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Actually, I'm going clubbing afterwards too
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At 6th Aug 2009, Matthew wrote:Tiger was growing increasingly concerned about the location of hole 17.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:How not to blend
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At 6th Aug 2009, Ecoraven wrote:Spiderman wasn't so sure about the Trinny and Suzanna makeover anymore.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Spandex - proud sponsor of the quiet crowd here today
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Of course Tiger doesn't believe in little green men
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At 6th Aug 2009, Raven Clare wrote:If Tiger moves his elbow any lower, I'm calling the Police, thought Deirdre
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Hell of a handicap you've got there, mate
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At 6th Aug 2009, rogueslr wrote:Tiger had been wondering what to have for lunch, suddenly all he wanted was guacamole, sausage and couple of hard boiled eggs, but he couldn't work out why?
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At 6th Aug 2009, Raven Clare wrote:Tiger regretted the Buick Open, as it looked like rain, and he didn't want the leather upholstery to get wet
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At 6th Aug 2009, Ecoraven wrote:All of John's friends were going to have a great laugh at his expense after 'inviting' him to the crazy golf fancy dress party.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Ever wonder why they call them stalkers?
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At 6th Aug 2009, Matthew wrote:With the Litvinenko inquest nearly closed, Vladimir Putin decided to take a leisurely day off and accidentally wandered into a shaded area.
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At 6th Aug 2009, littleDickie wrote:Rupert Murdoch seeks other avenues for advertising...!
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At 6th Aug 2009, MuteJoe wrote:Mr. Benn regretted the day Fathers 4 Justice had visited his favourite shop
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At 6th Aug 2009, MuteJoe wrote:The addition of a zip was a godsend, thought Peter.
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At 6th Aug 2009, littleDickie wrote:There wasn't enough room on the suit to write out 17...
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At 6th Aug 2009, Raven Clare wrote:Eric was determined to draw attention away from his girlfriend's low-cut top
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At 6th Aug 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Compared with some of the people to be seen at the Pro-Ams these days Alice Cooper's positively establishment.
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At 6th Aug 2009, gm_coates wrote:Tiger was finding it difficult to focus with the spectre of his 17th Major looming large.
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At 6th Aug 2009, littleDickie wrote:"I'm a canny Aussie really..."
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At 6th Aug 2009, Helie12 wrote:The Green Man had realised that his Sat-Nav might have made bit of a mistake. Instead of taking him to Glastonbury to see Blur et all, he found himself watching strangly dressed men hitting a ball into a hole countless times.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Kev wrote:If that bloke doesnt stop heckling Ill be hitting the 17th green with my driver twice today!
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At 6th Aug 2009, rogueslr wrote:One day the Pod People would get it right, but after seventeen attempts...
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At 6th Aug 2009, Stan wrote:Tiger Woods is stared at by a strange looking man with a ginger beard.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Pendragon wrote:Eric was starving - he was glad he'd brought a banana with him for lunch
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At 6th Aug 2009, Dave wrote:Tiger produces a bogey on the 17th
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At 6th Aug 2009, littleDickie wrote:Was this another Ryanair profile..?
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At 6th Aug 2009, Helie12 wrote:And they say Apollo 11 didn't bring any little green men back with them....
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At 6th Aug 2009, essexbeancounter wrote:If you think I look weird, wait till you see the bloke who came 18th!
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At 6th Aug 2009, Matthew wrote:The cameraman was so concerned as to why Tiger Woods had sprouted a third arm, that he didn't even notice Tom Watson sporting his new genetically engineered immune system.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Mersonwastheperson wrote:Tiger was haunted by a bogey at the 17th.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:Having just seen the 鈥淪tig鈥 modeling the new look Green Jacket, Tiger prepares to miss the winning put.
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At 6th Aug 2009, littleDickie wrote:"Ryanair and Murdoch will ruin many a travellers day...!"
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At 6th Aug 2009, JimmyG wrote:Tiger was put off by the Elvis impersonator at the 18th
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At 6th Aug 2009, Kitwemiller wrote:Maybe he should talk to FRANK...........
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At 6th Aug 2009, Raven Clare wrote:Colin Montgomerie was determined to show off how much weight he'd lost
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At 6th Aug 2009, Matthew wrote:Just at the crucial shot, Ringo Starr exploded, showering the audience with Peas and Love.
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At 6th Aug 2009, littleDickie wrote:On the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list...
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At 6th Aug 2009, JimmyG wrote:"So, I guess this isn't Colin surprise birthday party...?"
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At 6th Aug 2009, Raven Clare wrote:Tiger's caddie hoped fervently that he wouldn't have to retrieve any more of Tiger's balls from the sewers
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At 6th Aug 2009, JimmyG wrote:Yet another SatNav victim wishes he'd used the map instead
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At 6th Aug 2009, Matthew wrote:Jason had begun work on his costume. Unfortunately he couldn't seem to find a golfing mask.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Raven Clare wrote:Harry had brought fire-protective clothing in case Tiger started burning bright again
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At 6th Aug 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:Commercial actor comes to get his Mach 3 back.
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At 6th Aug 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Three pints at lunch and a cheap zip left him in something of a predicament.
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At 6th Aug 2009, JimmyG wrote:The controversy over the unfair advantage gained by the new streamline golf-suit continues
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At 6th Aug 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Ground control to Major Tomato
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At 6th Aug 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:For once, the green scopes out Tiger
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At 6th Aug 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:The guy behind is more appropriately dressed - at least he's wearing stripes
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At 6th Aug 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:Teenage Mutant Ninja Golfers
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At 6th Aug 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:If he sticks his club down there just one more time, thought Carrie ...
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At 6th Aug 2009, Shedsey wrote:Tiger was met by a bogey at the 17th.
Good times ahead though as an albatros was spotted over the 18th!!
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At 6th Aug 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Tiger was worried he was being stalked by someone in a black cap and a red shirt
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At 6th Aug 2009, SpringChicky wrote:Ha! It might be my 17th prototype, but my invisibility suit works!!!
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At 6th Aug 2009, groundhog44 wrote:Bogey or bogie, Tiger welcomed neither on the seventeenth.
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At 6th Aug 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Is this what's known as a bogie?
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At 6th Aug 2009, SuzanneC wrote:When they said there was a big divot on the fairway, I thought they meant something else entirely...
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At 6th Aug 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Kevin had fallen foul of a new ruling that anyone wearing lycra to a golf tournament must display their IQ
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At 6th Aug 2009, groundhog44 wrote:No wonder Tiger looked confused, he'd just seen the 17th green on the fairway.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Shedsey wrote:Borat as an undercover Woods fan.
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At 6th Aug 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Sorry, Kevin, but we didn't spot you on television. Why didn't you wave?
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