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Cloud Gate? Another computing scandal?

It's caught a cold. It's a coughy bean.

I've heard of snow peas, but snow beans?

Ich bin ein Cumulus

It's so cold it's shaking like a jelly bean

It's Bean snowing again!

Apparently, it's a memorial to the great Oscar Mayer

But you've installed it upside-down! It's meant to be a smilie.

Truly the windy city then

The photographer was desperate to get a self-portrait onto the 91Èȱ¬ website

Bean there, done that.

It's a bean sculpture.

Yes, but what is it now?

Now that's what I call a Chilly Bean

"What are you doing?"
"I have my finger on the pulse..."

Looks like the Mayor's tortoise has escaped again

Thebes. Ancient Greece. I said I wanted a statue that was Thebean.

Been there, done that!

Church News: A cold Bean Supper will be held on Thursday outside the church hall, music to follow.

Wouldn't this bean ice?

The Rowan Atkinson Tribute Statue was a little cryptic for most Americans

And Boston has been green ever since...

The sculptor is from Kurdistan - it's a bean Kurd

Does not compute

No wonder they call Chicago "The Windy City" if that's the size of their beans !

Windy City and it's a bean! Geddit, huh!

The secret process involved the middle of 'Re-fried bean' production is finally revealed.

My fava walking spot

Mmmm, glazed doughnuts.....

"Just wait until you see the size of the Chianti!" said Hannibal.

The Berkshire Hathaway analyst had misunderstood when Warren Buffett asked him to model the Heinz acquisition

I think this is the light switch.

Head in the cloud again, Mr Bean?

Chicago decides to take on Boston for the nickname of Beantown

It was meant to be a memorial to Bill Gates' brother Claude, but, owing to a typing error ...

You'd describe beans as an apartment you hired?

No, flat you lent.

Holy frijoles, Batman!

Captain. I need you to discipline yourself on this next pass. Perform only the task that we assign you. Now Build that Snowman. As always, you have eight minutes.

Tell them Jack sent you.

It's by Jacob Eps-bean

Honey, I shrunk Chicago!

Snow peas,though,thrive in this climate.

Rain O'er Me?

It's certainly the sort of art you can get attached to ... I just touched it, and now my hand's stuck

You can't be cirrus!

I left my heart in San Francisco, and something quite different in Chicago I'm afraid.

"How am I meant to know what type? It's not a baked one if that's what you're asking."

Anish market?

Does anybody else feel they want to give it a good shake, and create a blizzard around the little snowman?

Tesco's new frozen foods range attracts close scrutiny.

The more dedicated fans had been waiting since August for Justin to unveil the statue.

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dry.

Starbucks had insisted that its taxes go towards a worthy monument.

"There's not Mush Room in here"

Any minute now, they'd find out it was actually a squash.

Bean, Mr. Osborne? No, you've been misinformed. It's a sculpture to commemorate the double-dip recession.

We also have one in Sheffield, It's called "the Sean" although slightly rougher round the edges!

As usual Dave was clouding over the issue of our relationship

Bean counters deny "dumbing down" the outdoor practical test.

Cloud Gate? I thought that was the scandal surrounding the failure of the Boeing Dreamliner batteries.

"Can you count this? Congratulations! You're the new Chancellor!"

If it's a bean, it's a work o'fart

Is it meant to be a vegetable, some sort of arty joke?

It's meant to be that wide, it's a broad bean.

Actually, I rather like it. I'll have two please.

It was only once she'd finished de-icing it she realised it wasn't actually her VW Beetle

Loud Kate nearly does it again as she says "I'll give this to my d ..."

I still say your cycle helmet is too big

Gulliver was pleased he'd signed up for the Kidney Donor Scheme

Jack was having trouble planting his latest find...

T-1000's let himself go....

German scientists reveal how they got past Jelly Bean's security features.

"Shucks, that must have been one helluva brass monkey!"

The early birds get the super sized iced doughnut

You're kidneying me, its not snowing.

"and that is exactly the size it felt like when I passed it..!"

The Windy City gives you beans!

iCloud, uCloud, we all Cloud together, under a bean in the snowy weather

All it needs is some nachos or some rice to go with the chilly bean

"It may not be the best of beans" said Jack "but the cow I gave him was really a horse!"

Of course it can speak - didn't you know beanstalk?

When they showed Peter the suppository he was immediately cured!

Ooh, shiny.

A Salvation Army spokesperson said "Yes, we get a lot of homeless tortoises checking in for the winter"

"On second thoughts, let's not invade this planet- it's a bit on the nippy side."

If Apple designed bus shelters…

It's only holding in its tummy because it's being photographed by two cute girls... as soon as it runs out of breathe.... SPLAT!

"The monster is destroying everything in its path! But its droppings are… strangely compelling…"

Reflections of a Has-bean

..and this is just one of the implants? Some woman..

Well, I for one welcome our shiny liquid metal overlords.

We're going to need a bigger kidney dish.

It was unbelievably expensive, but it keeps the bean counters happy.

It was called "The Weeble", until it fell down.

Heinz supersize product is snow surprise

The truth behind why Chicago is called the windy city

Forecast calls for a soup-er afternoon with a ham-ful of snow showers.

"Let's ketch up again some time!"

Vanillas in the Mist.

Princess and the Pea, a grand retelling of the tale.

"Do you want regular fries with that?"