Pele c. 1970 to Manchester City. Fee Undisclosed
Pele c. 1970 to Manchester City. Fee Undisclosed
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Once again proving that they will leave no stone unturned in their quest for the Premier League title, Manchester City's owners have provided the club with the funds to invent time travel, go back to 1970, kidnap Pele and bring him to present-day Eastlands. The player himself gives this statement to the media, through his translator: "Where am I? I... this can't be happening. Have I gone mad? I've gone mad, haven't I? Have I? Have I gone mad? Have I? Help."
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