No More Women
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So here's the first No More Women, a series of videos we've made for 91Èȱ¬ Comedy online alongside our new quiz show We Need Answers - which starts tomorrow on 91Èȱ¬ Four by the way!
No More Women is a name game. The first player has to name a celebrity, e.g. 'John Prescott', then a category which they fall into and must subsequently be avoided - e.g. 'No More Politicians'. The opponent then names another celebrity who is not a Politician. As more and more categories are added it gets harder, and eventually impossible, to name anyone new.
But first, let me introduce the 'other two': (Host of the quiz and stand-up of some note, despite various physical shortcomings) and (Question Master and ageing shambles) invented No More Women which I've gradually managed to worm my way into.
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Being the least successful but most organised of the three of us, I can do things like writing this blog.ÌýOn the TV show, I operate computers while the other two prance around like toddlers. But that's fine.
No More Women is an excellent game and one that deserves a prestigous setting; I filmed this first episode in a sort of picnic area of the 91Èȱ¬ where you sometimes see celebrities (normally Stephen Merchant or some of the Strictly dancers smoking).
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The game itself requires memory and invention (rather than ball skills, dice, luck or wrestling moves). It's fun to play and, maybe, entertaining to watch. Once you've seen one encounter you can certainly play it yourselves. Read on for the full rules. Mark and Tim even let me play it too on the odd occasion (usually when I'm driving them somewhere to attend something or other).
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As you'll notice, Mark takes the game very seriously. Tim does too but he sometimes takes his eye off the ball and tries to make Mark laugh. Like I say, he's an ageing shambles. But sometimes his distracting tactics work and Mark falters. I guess it's a bit like snooker. Or chess. Or arguing.
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Hopefully it'll end up with as much of a presence in everyday life in Britain as all of the above. It's better than the news, I think.
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There'll be more No More Women next week.
Alex Horne is one of the presenters of We Need Answers, which starts tomorrow at 10pm on 91Èȱ¬ Four. He is one of the tallest comedians on the circuit at 6'11" and his favourite trainers are yellow.
Rules of the Game
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1. No More Women is, traditionally, a two player game.
2. A coin is tossed, and the winnerÌýdecides which player begins.
3. The first playerÌýnames a person - usuallyÌýa well known person or celebrityÌý-Ìýfollowed by a category into which that person fits. This category is then eliminated ie. no other person named in the game from this point can fit into this category.
For example. John Prescott, No More Policians.
4.ÌýThe opponent must now name a person who does not fit into that category, followed by a category into which his new person does fit. This category is then eliminated, too.
5. The first player must then name another person, who fits into neither of these categories, followed by a new category into which this third person fits. This category is then eliminated.
6. The opponent must then name a fourth person, who fits into none of the eliminated categories, followed by a new category into which this fourth person fits.
7. The game continues in this fashion until a player makes a 'Challenge'.
8. A player makes a 'Challenge' if he believes his opponent has nominated a person who DOES fall into one of the categories which have been mentioned in that game, and therefore eliminated.
9. A challenge is made by saying 'Challenge' after a name and category is given.
10. If the player challenged concedes that the he did indeed name someone he shouldn't have, the game is over.
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Finer Points
1. Following the naming of a category, a player may call out 'Name Another' if he wants his opponent to name another person who falls into that category.
This is to prevent the naming of a category into which only that one named person falls.
2. If a person fails to name another, they forfeit the game.
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Variations
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MULTI PLAYER GAME
1. No More Women can be played by any number of people, playing in turn, if desired.
2. In this instance a player may only make a 'Challenge' on his turn.
3. One by one, players successfully challenged retire from the game leaving one eventual winner.
TIMED GAME
1. No More Women can also be played against the clock, if desired.Ìý
2. This usually involves each player being given five minutes with which to play; a period of time can be measured on a chess clock.
3. When the game starts, the opening player must pressÌýthe button on their side of theÌýclock.ÌýTheir time will then start to tick down.
4. After namingÌýa person and category,Ìýthe button should beÌýpressed again. His opponent's time will then start to tick down. This process is repeated until a correct challenge is made.
5. If no correct challenge is made in the time available, whoever uses up his five minutes first loses the game.
6. Gameplay is more stressful when against the clock.
Comment number 1.
At 14th Dec 2009, Will wrote:Right, I've been playing this game with my friend, and the restriction 'No More Comedians' was raised. Later, she said Hugh Laurie, and I challenged her on it. She argued that he was currently an actor first and foremost, thanks to his role on House, and this would trump his comedic past. However, I said that he would still fit into the category of comedian, AS WELL AS actor. Can you weigh in, and settle this, on a general level as well as as a specific, Hugh Laurie one?
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Comment number 2.
At 18th Dec 2009, David Thair wrote:Hi Will, Alex Horne responds...
Of course I'm happy to weigh in here with a ruling but I would also say that it is an unwritten rule of No More Women that disagreements are usually turned into agreements by the players themselves. It's a bit like Ultimate Frisbee in this respect. As you're both new to the game I'm more than happy to help on this occasion but usually I'd advise a short debate followed by a swift handshake.
But on to your 'situation': To me it's pretty straightforward. Could Hugh Laurie be classed as a comedian? If the answer is yes, the challenge must be upheld. And the answer most certainly is yes. Mr Laurie may well now spend much of his time pretending to be a lurching doctor but he can certainly also be described as a comedian.
There is no trumping in categories. I, for instance, am a man, an amateur footballer and a fan of the X-Factor. I could not be classed as a schoolboy (although I was once one of them too) but all the others could still describe me now, even though the first is weightier than the last. I hope this settles the matter and you're both satisfied with judgement. Best of luck with future matches.
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Comment number 3.
At 28th Jan 2010, Richard Bradbury wrote:Okay, my inner pedant has driven me to suggest you might need an addendum here. I was introduced to the game in chat earlier this evening and found myself faced with "Bubbles - no more animals".
Seeing my only response as being "Mercury - no more anthropomorphic representations of planets in classic mythology" I proceeded to contest the next answer assuming that all human beings are, in fact, animals.
Since I have only played atheists so far, this did not lead to any form of Inquisitional or Jihadic threat, but in the interests of World Peace I felt I should address such a potentially contentious issue.
Not convinced by the "animals are what you find in zoos" rebuttal, I conceded anyway - but would suggest you need a "No more all encompassing group nouns rule".
Otherwise my smug winning hand of "No more sentient beings in fact or fiction" is going to end up being a seriously unsatisfying experience. Eventually.
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Comment number 4.
At 17th Feb 2010, Ian R Doyle wrote:Would the above not be covered by the "name another" rule? If Mr Bradbury suggested "No more sentient beings in fact or fiction", the opponent would surely ask him to give an example of someone else who fell into that category, and if he couldn't, then the game would be the opponent's. That is unless I have misinterpreted the rules somewhat.
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Comment number 5.
At 17th Feb 2010, Richard Taylor wrote:Where would the rules sit in terms of logically impossible categories? A friend countered my no more names in alphabetical order with no more names in non alphabetical order. Would this be considered against the rules or legal but unsporting. Equivalent to not throwing the ball back to the other team when they kicked it out because one of your players was injured?
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Comment number 6.
At 20th Aug 2010, David Artois wrote:WARNING! This is a game created by comedians. People without a sense of humour should avoid playing this game at all costs. This game may also contain strobe lighting effects.
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