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Dr Gustav Grippenschaaft | 12:00 UK time, Friday, 9 October 2009

HI! I'M DOCTOR GUSTAV GRIPPENSCHAAFT

You know, I spend a large percentage of some of my time thinking about people less fortunate than me - for instance: children and animals.

Remember: CHILDREN AND ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO.

In a world full of crazy new technologies (internet, robots etc...) does anyone know the true meaning of compassion any more? It's something you won't find in the dictionary.

YOU MUST SEARCH FOR COMPASSION WITHIN YOUR HEART. Alternatively, you can Google it.

Get compassionate! Try the following:-

When you next see that homeless guy on the street corner don't just give him your spare change - He'll probably just use it to buy drugs. Instead, why don't YOU sell him the drugs! Everyone's a winner!Ìý

Case Study


The other day I was hard-pumping in the gym when my thoughts wandered to a patient that I had recently had in my care - one Simon Ardman.

Simon was feeling low on account of being a total loser-prick and it was up to me to get him out of the rut in which he found himself in.

He'd made some bad decisions in his life that he wanted to put right and, starting with his crappy dress sense, I was happy to oblige.

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What Simon didn't know is that his ass was now mine and I was going to do everything I could to make his life better. Even if it killed him.

The next step was to get him laid...

Grippenschaaft is written by Thomas Nelstrop and Simeon Goulden.

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