Horse!
Hello, it's Carrie here...
As you know I'm a very horsy lady, why just 2 nights ago I went to the races and saw all of my friends. Usually straight after the show I meet up with Tabitha, Jessica and Veronica and we go to our favourite Pimms bar. Not that I endorse drinking, but if you do have to drink make it a posh one.
For anyone looking to break into the world of horses I can think of nothing better than going to a horse racing meeting. This isn't a meeting of horses this is actually a race event. Me and my girlfriends usually look for the jockey we fancy the most and ideally look to see if he's wearing our favourite colour which of course is pink. Then we place a 'bet'. This is where I get to meet commoners. They'll say things like "Hello love" and I'll say things like "there's 10 pounds my man". If the horse doesn't win don't fret just get daddy to buy you one.
Anyway got to go and play croquet. By the way Dom is by far the better journalist than I am. I can only aspire to be like him.
Tally ho
Carrie (Miss)
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chris how can u not like shameless its the best funniest programme on tv by a mile..i thought it would be right up ur street that kind of programme..give it a chance mate i swear u will be hooked...
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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED
1 . Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2 . Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3 . Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be 91Èȱ¬ for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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Polocrosse is the way forward; fast, exciting & skillful!
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if you want something better than horse racing you should take a look at horseball by far the best sport on horseback
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Dom...who said: "I could crush a grape", and "I could wrestle an action man"??????
Help needed.
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ggcfuchjyxgtxdtujcjfgcx i cant write tat ell i oni jus lerned t red an rit. wayyne
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this is very well Carrie but have spotted the mistake (clue look at picture)
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Hello Carrie (COUGH dom COUGH)
i luv u, just going to cast a spell bye Harry
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dom ur a legend!
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Do you have a link to your Lily Allen rap "Piles"? :)
Thanks in advance
Adam
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I thought it was Carrie
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Oh dear Dom you seem to have hit a nerve, I see Carrie has responded with a hard hitting reply to your posh horsey jibe.
Don't seem to be able to link to the blog to post comment so I guess you have p****d her off big time.
Aaaahhh, there there, come here Carrie, I'll give you a big hug and tell the big bad baldy, impressionist wannabe bloke to leave you alone....lol!!!!.
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Ouch! That was a bit harsh!!!
but Fair, harsh but fair!
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Carrie I retract my previous statement of you being naturally beautiful. It's obviously the incredible work of cameras and make up. You have misled the public and look incredibly like a baldy old fart.
Just kidding!!!! nice one Dom.
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oooh, you are so mean!
But i like it!
x x x
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