How To Destroy...Mark Ronson
NOTE: It's an extremely bad idea to push people into heavy machinery. Even when it's heavy machinery which has been constructed for the sole purpose of adding some funky to anything which is passed through it. Having said that, it's a bit odd to be issuing some kind of public warning off the back of a cartoon which was created in order to illustrate how to destroy someone.
Shall we just assume that you'll only be doing this if you find yourself faced with an aggressive Mark Ronson, in the factory where The Ronsoniser is stored, and there is literally no other way to escape the situation (like throwing Amy Winehouse at him and legging it). You've all got common-sense, right? Good.
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And it's about time too! My only regret is that you got there before me ;)
Oh yes, whenever im in trouble I always just throw my spare Amy Winehouse at my attackers lol XD
btw I think you have some unresolved issues about Mark Ronson, you seem to really dislike him! (most articles you write that include him are not very posistive). Did he bully you in some past life or something? :D
[HE STOLE MY TRUMPET! Actually, it's not that. Nickie wrote a review blasting him, but this thing here is just a joke, and he's had two positive reviews out of us, AND I interviewed him and he was really nice. - Fraser]