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Ode to Colin Firth
Hello everyone.
I love Colin Firth
He is a good man
Never know I'll love some people like this.
Like he is my shining star.
When I'm sad,just see his picture.
Just see his movie.I'll fine.
Who is gentleman than he?
I know. NO ONE
p.s I'm so sorry my English is
very bad.
Sheena
Taipei/Taiwan
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Minority Report
And so Speilberg returns with
another memorable experience on-screen. Mix Speilberg's
prowess with an excellent and innovative stroyline -
one that constantly twists and digresses - and you have
a sure recipe for what should be a great film. And great
film it is. Though the plot is foremost, one cannot
ignore the sheer effort that has gone into realising
the futuristic world as the film's setting. Everything
from the vertically-driving cars to police's jetpacks.
It immerses you, though it should be noted that such
a world is far, far premature considering the film's
set just 50 years from today! My stance would be that
the plot alone is compelling enough to see the film.
An overpriced cinema can be forgiven just this once,
since this is a must-see. But do be warned, whilst the
plot is enough, anti-sci-fi visitors will be put off.
This is total and complete sci-fi in every sense.
Andy C
Nottingham, UK
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Men In Black II
Save your money for another
rainy day movie. MIB II is the first movie all over
again, except this time they short-changed the laughs,
characters and plot. The female characters are totally
forgettable. Lara Flynn Boyle plays Serleena (no relation,
Im sure), alledgedly a universal badass who just happens
to take the form of a playboy model on earth because
thats what we earthlings like to see. O.k. I could swallow
that notion (its been done to death, but o.k.) except
that shes NOT a bad ass. In fact, double Ds aside, shes
boring. Her dialogue is mainly monosyllabic, and when
she does utter a sentence it is normally some variation
of Ill destroy you meddling earthling. Gee, Ive never
heard that uttered in a sci-fi movie before. Shes flat
(character-wise) and about as scary as the Good Humor
guy. The other female, Wills love interest, is cute,
but lacking in the personality department as well. I
imagine they auditioned quite a few women for this role
and this non-emotive chyck was the one they picked?
But maybe its not either ladies fault, maybe its the
Swiss cheese size holes in the plot. This is a movie
searching for an identity: do I want to be a drama/a
comedy/a sci-fi spoof? Meanwhile, it lobs out a few
Will Smith asides in the hopes that the audience will
be distracted. Unfortunately for both Smith and MIB
II, hes just not as funny in this one. Its like Agent
J redux and all his angry black man rants just sound
tired. I mean its been five years, but most of us remember
the first MIB movie pretty well, mainly because it blew
us away. MIB took an urban legend and rocked it with
the charisma of Tommy Lee (badass numero uno) and the
funniness/equally badassness of Will Smith. Add a dose
of the unforgettable Linda Florentino, coupled with
excellent storytelling and a tight, satirical script
and bam! You get a genre-busting film. MIB was refreshing,
wistfully nostalgic about the power of the sci-fi genre,
and redolent of the magic that wa! s ! the original
Star Wars trilogy. The best parts of MIB II are the
trailers on TV. There is a 15-minute animated short
preceding the movie, 鈥淭he ChubChubs,鈥 which offers more
satire on sci-fi than the movie. (Look for the Alien
at the bar among others). However, even its simple,
cute plot reminded me of the 80鈥檚 camp classic 鈥淐ritters.鈥
I guess there really is nothing new, no matter what
sun you鈥檙e under.
Talena Chavis
Bailey, NC USA
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Scary Movie 2
Man! I loved Scary Movie 2
because of yhe humor, insanity, and crazy characters.
My favorite is Shorty! He is a funny, dysfunctional
pothead who keeps me laughing throughout the entire
movie. They really did a great job bringing his character
to the movie!!!
Brandon Carlson
Adel, Iowa
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Snow Dogs
Snow Dogs is a fantastic movie
and I have watched it several times because it is so
good!All you people out there who are baggin the c**p
out of this movie are just old and not in touch with
your inner child.So I suggest you get some counselling,or....get
a life.Hooray to the people who love this movie.You
are very intelligent people.Thank you
Doris
Sydney
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Big Fat Liar
This is the best movie ever.
I don't know why it's a flop and Frankie Muniz is tooooooooooo
hot.
amy rawfieldmeera
U.S.A
A fun packed comady for all ages.Brillent
Acting from all the cast.Frankie Muniz used his carm
to make this movie as good as it could get Amanda Bynes
vioces filled the cinima with smiles,walst the blue
man pranks keep u giggleing all though the film.A fun
packed,keeping u on the edge of seat movie.10/10 all
the way
Francesca Cushion
England
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Bend It Like Beckham
I love Kiera Knightly
James Elliott
Sydney
IT WAS AN AWSOME MOVIE!! I'd
give it 5 outta 5!! I absolutely loved it!!
vidhya
australia
I thought the review of Bend it like Beckham was unfair
and every bias. i feel the revier went into the film
with many expectation of the director and couldn't see
the film from the angle it was to be portrayed. i thought
this was one of the best films i've seen since East
is East and i would like to see more films with the
cleverness of both Bend it like Beckham and East is
East more often.
Andria Whelan
Sydney, Australia
When entering the theatre i was
actually quite embarassed. Going to see a movie about
women's soccer? What was I thinking? My friend and I
had originally gone to see Blade 2 but had been denied
due to age. Because of this we were forced to see a
brilliant film with just a few minor faults. Keira Knightly
is brilliant and her mother Stevenson produces some
great one-liners. The only possible problem i could
find with this film is the repetativeness of the problems
Jess faces. Overall i think her parents found out about
her footballing career, what, 6 times? Also my girlfriend
found Joe the Coach very good looking which cant be
good.
Josh Gerrard
Sydney, Australia
I don't know why everyone is
saying such bad things about this film. I myself have
seen it three times and found it to be very inspiring,
humorous and witty. I have, after seeing the film, joined
my local women's football club. I also do not know why
everyone is making such a fuss about how it doesn't
portrey the feeling of Asian's in England. I am an Indian
girl and I feel I go through exactly the same problems
as Jess, although to do with other things such as going
to parties. I think that my mother, after seeing the
film, understands what it feels like for me to not be
able to do certain things and is becoming much more
understanding. I rate the film 10 out of 10!!!!
Ruhie
It was a great film and my whole
family loved the whole movie. We dont know what you
are talking about and we think the rating of the film
should not be 2/5 but instead 5/5!!! there was NOTHING
wrong with the film. Thank you
Anne
Auckland, New Zealand
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Long Time Dead
Plot: Very Bad - No plot at
all Cast Performance: Poor - No cast at all.
Gwyne
Singapore
This is such a brilliant film.
I just don't understand why it got so badly slated.
It should be 5/5, the only fault i can think of being
the ending could have been improved..as in, they could
have showed the actual demon. Apart from that, I must
admit, I'm a 16 year old boy, and i was 15 years old
when i saw it, but it still scared the heck out of me!
It made me jump frequently in my seat, which is embarassing,
but that has never happened to me ever before for any
film and so, I have to say, this film is definitely
worth watching on dvd or video. DEFINITELY. It is British
as well, with a fine performance from the British actors,
so it is worth watching.
Vivek Pillai
Croydon, London, England
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The Parole Officer
I think that the parole Officer
is a highly amusing and hillarious film. Steve Coogan
is a brilliantly portraits Simon and his geeky appearance
gives us the impression that Simon is a loner and a
bit of a freak. I think that all the actors and actresses
are brilliant and they all deserve awards
Michaela Batley
Barnsley
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Girl, Interrupted
I thought it was the best film
ive ever seen, it was something that you could relate
to , enjoy, and for an actor sink your teeth in to.
the story line was excellent and it is definatley a
film id recomend. thanx
Becky Hamilton
Hull
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Minority Report
I have to disagree with Neil
Heath on this one. MR is definitely NOT as good as Bladerunner,
and the ending is completely ruined by another Speilberg
butcher job. In fact, the movie should not even be classified
as film-noir. It would more accurately be filed under
"film almost-noir", or perhaps under the whole new category
of "Speilberged" -- a term for otherwise solid movies
which have been absolutely wrecked with untenable and
badly handled endings. In my opinion, the film had come
to a perfectly satisfying close with Anderton's arrest,
but NO, Speilberg HAD to tack on a happy ending. Possibly,
the American audience are too tasteless to appreciate
a truly dark ending but that is really no excuse for
the last 10 minutes of the movie. Now, there's alot
to commend in Minority Report, and it is obvious that
Speilberg has learnt a huge amount about film-making
from the AI experience. In fact, most of Minority Report
looks and feels alot like a Kubrik film and that is
in itself no small compliment, but never put this movie
in the same category as Bladerunner. (Note: I am of
course referring to the director's cut version of Bladerunner,
which does have a truly great ending).
NY Kwok,
Australia
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Killing Me Softly
I think this was one of the
best british films i have seen for a long time. Even
including the SKA films. If this had been packaged by
the US it would have been given a much higher profile.
And no, I am not a teenager. I am a 42 year old woman
who, unlike the obviously intelligent previous reviewer,
I did not guess the end and I was p***ing in my pants
most of the way through. Each to their own.
Liz,
Glasgow
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Kate and Leopold
Firstly, I would like to appologitze,
cause my english is not so good, but I've seen the movie
Kate and Leopold and I simply need to share my opinion
to anyone who is reading it. I enjoyed the film especially
becouse it was so.. so... Like a fairitale. A story
is so unbeliavble, but jet so realistic, that you just
have to become part of it, during watching the film.
And then, the actors... Another wonderfull thing that
anyone have to admit after seen this film: wonderful
talents - here I have to expose perhaps the greatest
one, Hugh Jackman - wich makes the story even more realistic.
I was absolutelly fond of music in this film, too. The
composer Rolfe Kent did the great job. Also Sting with
his song "Until". No negative critics- I wish all the
filmakers good luck and to produce even more such extraordinary
films, like tha was! Greetings from Slovenia!
Jana Kolenc
Va猫e, Slovenia
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15 Minutes
This film is an absolute bore
and if you want a good nights sleep watch it late at
night because it will sure send you to sleep within
15 minutes! I strongly recommend this to people who
only suffer from insomnia
Ben Tanner
Nottingham, England
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Monster's Ball
I felt that the movie made
absolutely no sense. When the movie started I was steadily
asking questions, i.e "Why is Puffy in jail?" It was
never mentioned. I think that they (the directors or
whoever) should have provided flashbacks so that we
(the veiwers) could follow the story line. And the way
the movie ended was very disappointing. In a nutshell
The movie was just rambling on and nver really provided
a story to follow from start to end. True enough I love
Halle, but she was better off getting an Oscar for Dorothy
Dandridge rather than this movie, just my opinion.
Jane Doe
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Spider-Man
Tobey should keep on playing
Spiderman and Raimi should make a second Spiderman film
called Spiderman 2.
Trupti Gandhi
Lower Hutt Wellington New Zealand
A film that is man for children
should definately have a PG rating instead of 12. If
you look what is on the TV now even between 8-9pm, this
require PG guidance. What I would like to know is where
can I find a list of councils that allow children to
see this film?
Paul
Would like to find the exact
words peter parker said to mj at the hospital when he
was declaring spiderman's love for her
Kerrie Russell
Brisbane Australia
spider man, it is really great
and actionanl
Carol Anne Bashford.
Aberystwyth,Wales
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
TOBEY MCGUIRE IS THE HOTTEST GUY I EVER SAW!!!! I AM
TOTALY IN LOVE WITH HIM!!
Carla
New York
Best film ever
Adam Grove,
Nottingham
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Unfaithful
Contrary to the above, I found
Unfaithful quite involving & devistatingly real. I got
involved with all the characters &, even though I knew
the "ending" would be bad, kept hoping for the best.
And the actors all were good.
Pandora
Your review....talk about slow,
tedious rubbish! You have totally missed the point of
this movie. What kind of world do you live in,anyway?
Victoria
Syracuse/USA
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Forty Days and Forty
Nights
I'd give this film zero out
of ten. Shannyn is beautiful but if I want to ogle her
then I will get a poster or something. Josh Hartnett
can't act and never has put a good performance in any
film yet, the film is vile, crude, fails to engage and
deadly dull. Josh Hartnett is the most unlikeable male
lead since Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky, who also needed
a good kicking, and he if his forehead gets any lower
there won't be any room for what is probably a pea of
a brain (to judge from acting skills). My girlfriend
thinks he is ugly and warned me off of this film before
we went in to see it, I just figured I'd seen the other
two on offer. Why doesn't Hollywood start making films
about real and likeable people in unglamorous jobs for
a change, burglar alarm engineers or scaffolders who
you can empathise with? This sort of film is enough
to put you off the cinema for life!
Mike, Norfolk
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Thunderpants
Once again Rupert Grint blows
us away with his stunning prfromance. He truly can be
any one he wants to be and that is exactly what we need
in actors [old and young] today. From being Harry Potters
bestfriend and a poor wizard he transfoms himself into
a dorky genius with no sense of smell. I don't think
any other thirteen year- old oculd do that! Though thunderpants
wasn't a great movie it would of been terrible with
out Rupert. Though this is soposed to be a review for
ThunderPants Young Grint deserves this praise. A job
well done on his part and the casting agent. I'd give
it 3 stars. It kept your attention and it kept you laughing.
Another thing Grint does well. Congradulations Rupert
and congradulatioons to everyone who worked on ThunderPants.
Erin Meyer
Wheaton IL, USA
I think rupert grint playing
in thunderpants is a discrace to people kind.
Patli, Brantford, UK
I thought it was funny at some
points, but boring at other points of the film. The
best bit was when the rescue rocket was launched.
Tom
Nottingham UK
I think that Thunderpants was
brilliant, and funny too. Oh, by the way....Rupert was
definately the best in the film, I thought he played
the part of Alan brilliantly, and I'm very proud of
him. I would give the film 5 out of 5!
Tabbie-Freya
Derbyshire
Ron is the most cute, funny,
kind person around! I love Ron!
Kaitlin Wizynajtys
Linden, Michigan, United States of America
How rude!!!!Rupert is a respected
young actor and he desvers more than what you ppl think
of him!!!He has fellings OK!!!!!He is hpt and all mine
so leave him and his feelings alone!!!!!!
Emily Grint
LA VERNE CA
Strange - we actually gave Rupert
a big thumbs up in our review - Ed.
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Soul Survivors
Alot of the reviews I read
said it was terrible.I liked it alot. In fact once you
think about it the movie could cone true. I know who
ever is reading this proble thinks I am crazy, but it
is true! It is not realy a horror story,but it can realy
mess with your head. Anyway I loved it. Oh, and if any
of you have seen it you have to agree that Casey Affleck
is cuter then Ben Affleck.
Gina Matchlewski
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Waking Life
Your reviewer hits the nail
on the head this time but one out of ten is a bit generous.
Clever, maybe; entertaining, no. Every film puts the
audience in the power of the director. Willing disbelief
is the deal between the two. Linklater is laughing at
our expense. The distressing constant movement of every
part of the screen image is meant to create the sea-sickness
you might feel in the boat/car at the beginning. It
works, unfortunately. And one character actually says
that telling other people your dreams is boring, before
proceeding to bore the pants off us for a long 5 minutes.
Yes, really, this is true exploitation of the audience's
trust. The Broadway can't get it right every time.
Martin Gorman
Nottingham
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Star Wars : Episode
II
This film was incredible! It
keeps you on the edge of your seats and craving for
the Episode III. I am planning to go see it again. I
was surprised when the romantic scenes weren't childish
and mushy like I had expected. Throughout the movie
it hints Anakin slowly turning evil, though it is hard
to believe that the young Anakin actually turns into
the killer Darth Vader. The movie contained no plot
holes in my opinion and you see a few things that will
take you back to memories of the first Star Wars movie
released (Episode IV)
Tiffany
Granite City, USA
i think that the film was awasome
and i could see it 20 odd times because it was so exelant
and the funneast bit was when the green guy got his
lightsaver and started jumping around and the best was
when they were fighting its the best film ive seen all
year round.
ricky dean le-tekro
whitemoor nottingham
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Queen of the Damned
I disliked this adpattion which
do not deserved to be adaptation, just a complete destruction
of Anne麓s Work. The produce and the director has done
anything but a beautiful film like "Interview with the
vampire", what麓s more, the have destroyed Lestat by
allowing him to live in the sunlight...
Jorge
Argentina
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Save The Last Dance
It's really awesome! I watched
it last night and I could watch it a hundred times,
it's really slammin'. When you like dancing you are
going to be as enthusiastic as I am, but also when you
aren't a dancer, you are going to have a great time
whil watching it!
Dani毛lle Bos
Roermond, Netherlands
Well I had really liked the movie
Save the Last Dance it was very sad and funney at the
same time it was a very interesting and a movie that
everyoone should watch.
Christine
Pawtucket, RI 02860
Save the last dance is a crazy
movie. It is so down to earth and just so ghetto and
chill. It is my favorite movie and is tight. Holla back
ya'll!
Laur
USA
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Lord of the Rings
I saw this twice and Orlando
Bloom is sooo hot. He rocks as an elf. I thought elves
were small things but I have never seen one as cute
as Legolas
Nicola Brierley
Manchester
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13 Ghosts
Hi, I saw the movie 13 ghosts
yesterday and I was all but disappointed. I didn't really
know what to expect, but I was concentrated the full
90 minutes. I think it deserves a much better rating
than the 2/5 it's been given.
Frederik Robberechts
Leuven/Belgium
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Amelie
It was the most beautiful movie
I have seen for a long time. The ideas and the spitit
of Amelie just sticks right into yout head and you don't
wonder about them but just feel with her and discover
a new stage of thinking. Everything seems so easy after
watching this movie and you cannot get the wonderful
music out of your ears.
Flo
L眉beck, Germany
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About A Boy
I found it very moving,as life
can be very hard for kids.it brought man ad boy together.with
very diferent out looks on life and dare I say it from
very different classes in life, yet both fitted in to
each others life in the end easerly.
KIM COLLINGS
SUTTON BONINGTON
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Crazy Beautiful
Jay Hernandez. Talk about being
in love with someone you have never met!!! I just had
a dream about him last night too! Oh, to just meet him
once would be a dream come true...
Vicaria
Ontario, CA
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Bend It Like Beckham
I am a soccer/football freak
and so is my sister we both LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVED
the movie!!
Sophie Walters
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
it is the best film i have seen
fo ages it is funney too
Adam
hi i thought that bend it like
beckham the movie is the bomb i think that you should
make more asian culture because i am a asian.
randi
NEWPORT CREW
Well you have really put the
film down in your verdict but in my opinion that it
was excellent much much better than east is east. I
think it was really good to see a film about indian
youths in todays society and I thought it was great
to see a film such as this hit the screen. Chadha is
a director who seems to have a lot of fun while on set
and I hope there are many films like this to come.
Amee
Essex
I think the film was good, it
was a laugh, to watch
Balbir Kaur
Edinburgh
Who ever wrote that review must
be a white(smelly gora) person as he dont know nothing
about the asian thing , as being asian all my family
and friends thought the film was good and we RATE IT
A MASSSIVE 10/10
j@s
SOUTHALL
This is a poor review...the film
is excellent...very funny and true to REAL LIFE for
asians.
Anon
i thought the movie was brill.
it was funny with a message. what more could u ask 4
i have seen it twice and i'm all set to watch it again..
the only reason you don't like it because its more asain
then u would like it to be!! when your a critic you
have to think about the film from others peoples view
not yours. you said it was disapointing but no one i
know said that they all loved it.. even my white friends.
i don't mean to tell you hoe to do your job but.....................
you messed up there.. sorry!!!
Frinea Ahmed
Surrey
Hilariously good. I rated this
movie to be better than bhaji on the beach and east
is east. The crew line up in the movie couldnt be better.
A well deserved 9 out of 10. Critics may have their
own views but i certainly am making mine loud and clear.
Aftab Hussain
London/essex
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Dracula 2001
I think it is a realy god film
and it is run to wach and i real enjoyed it and i hope
you make a nother fillm drcula 2002
leon robinson
swansea
Its the best film i've seen in
ages and i think that many vampire films should ow down
to Dracula 2001.
Jonny
Dery
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Gosford Park
I think it was extreamly boring
for the first 3/4 of the movie. The end was the only
interesting part, and even then it was far to short
and strange. If it was based on the Agatha Cristie novels
and games They must have been just as boring.
Tess
Melbourne, Vistoria; Australia
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Crossroads
I thought It was a really good
film and it made me cry because I thought she was never
going to see her boyfriend again but my mates laughed
and said I was a wimp.
Kris Taylor
Derby
iiiiii lllluuuuvvvvv crossroads
and of course the queen of pop britney spears i would
give it a 10 out of 10.
Kat
Queensland and Australia
I watched the film on friday
it was great. Britney is a great actor and singer she
is the best. The film was excellent.
Sophie
m/l/uk
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