Del, Boycie and Denzil Trigger! Trigger Alright. Del Wait a minute. Maybe Trigger organised this! Boycie Oh turn it up, Del Boy. Trigger couldn't organise a prayer in a mosque. Trigger I got lost on me way here. Denzil How could you get lost? You've been coming to this pub since you were 16! Trigger No I found the pub alright. I meant I couldn't find this room. (To Mike) I've been in your dance hall for the last hour. Mike But all the lights are out! Trigger I know. Boycie You've been standing in the dark for an hour? Trigger Yeah I thought we were all gonna jump out and surprise someone. Mike But there was no one else in there. Trigger But I didn't know that, did I? The lights were out. How you going, Dave?