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Telescopic Christmas Trees - Christmas
Trees (82)
Del's Spiel: It's no ordinary tree, even the
Archbishop of Canterbury has one in his front room.
'This is a new advanced micro chip christmas tree as
advertised on Tomorrows World.'
The
Real Deal: The telescopic trees are small and extremely
tacky. Yet sells once one is donated and used in the
local church.
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Alpine Ski Suits - Fatal
Extraction (1993)
Del's Spiel: The jacket is padded in pure fibre-glass
and quilted in natural nylon. 'All this equipment is
manufactured by the one country that leads the world
in Alpine clothing - namely, Fiji.' Comes in all fluorescent
colours.
The
Real Deal: These Ski-suits are as fashionable as
a plonker in a shell-suit.
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Festive Pine Candles - J Hammett, Welwyn Garden City
(Hooky Street winner!)
Del's Spiel: 'Get the smell of real Norwegian
pine without the trouble and cost of a pine tree. Here
we have festive, natural pine scented xmas candles,
freshly in from Norway this morning. If you look closely
they're still shining with the sap, (laughs) only joking,
ladies and gentlemen, that's the forty-two carat stars
of Bethlehem, lovingly shaped around the sides there
(tilts candle towards the crowd).'
The Real Deal: A consignment of 'church' pillar
candles sprayed with 'pine' air freshener, with 'stars'
of gold glitter stencilled and glued around them!
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 Nativity Scene - Ali Morris, Plympton
Del's Spiel: 'Traditional hand made nativity
scenes, a perfect ornament for decorating any home this
Christmas.'
The Real Deal: Delboy's been lumbered with 125
doggy nativity scenes, made in Syria. A snip at 拢2.50
only there is one small omission from each; baby Jesus!
Enter Rodders, with his GCE in Art, plasticine and some
superglue!
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