This orange-skinned, South African department store cosmetics saleswoman always tells her customers what she feels they should know.
She specialises in making insulting assumptions about people - 'I'm guessing you're divorced, if you've let yourself lapse in the feminine hygiene department'.
She has told people that there's no point buying products as they're a lost cause, that they aren't manly enough for a new scent, and that they shouldn't allow themselves to be seen in swimwear.
And as her victims - sorry, customers - are reeling from the shock, she reassures them that she didn't mean it in a nasty way: 'No offence'.
She has told people that there's no point buying products as they're a lost cause, that they aren't manly enough for a new scent, and that they shouldn't allow themselves to be seen in swimwear. 