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I spent five hours in my garden hidden in a bush trying to record the sound of Oliver. He's my owl who hoots during the day but nobody believes me! Today I spoke to the world's finest bird impersonator Tony Durant. It's a rare skill used in the past by game keepers. He's taught me a very impressive owl technique to temp Oliver into a lunchtime chat.

I shall let you know how I get on. By the way, for my own sanity do you have a noisy owl? If they hoot during the day yes please leave a message and save me a trip to the psychiatrist.