Paper Monitor
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Remember that scene in the film Being John Malkovich where everyone has the head of the titular actor, and all anyone says is "Malkovich", over and over? Well, there's a touch of Being George Osborne about this morning's papers.
This is partly down to the most striking - and disturbing - photo of the day, of . The "chancellors" were anti-poverty campaigners sporting latex "George Osborne" heads, but it made Paper Monitor look at all the other pictures of the Chancellor in a different, more surreal light.
Osborne's head in a pint of beer on the front page of The Sun.
Osborne's smiling face on the front of the Daily Mirror.
After a while one begins to see the chancellor where he shouldn't be - as a mirage at the Pope's inaugural Mass, with the Duchess of Cambridge on her royal rounds...
Time for a lie down - there'll be less of the chancellor's face around in Thursday's papers.
Oh. Hang on.