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Hurricane Sandy? No, we're fleeing Mitt Romney.

The Count assured us we were all accounted for.

All (hallows' eve) aboard!

To Joker: Surely, you jest.
Joker: Don't call me Shirley.

"F" for "Flood" yes we know there's an "F in Flood"

You need to show if its a book, tv programme or film first!

Finally, Batman had all of his evil villain foes cornered.

"Ladies and gentlemen if I could have your attention for just one minute. Can anyone tell me how how to get to....you gotta be kidding me."

I bet you lot fell a right bunch of muppetts.

*correction*

I bet you lot feel a right bunch of muppetts

Passengers on the central line take the 'all change' instruction a little too literally

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am."

The real reason why the Jam didn't want to be Down in the Tube Station at Midnight.

"No one could tell us how to get to Sesame Street, actually."

mind the crap!

Next stop Mornington Crescent Station...

"No, guys...Sesame Street is a block and a half after the Lincoln Center stop, and anyway I'm off to Queens myself."

Big-bird: "Hey, Count - how many stops 'til we get off?"

Count Count: "THREE!!!! huh-huh-ha! THREE stops to go, huh-huh-ha...."

Following the advice of the Duke Ellington Orchestra Today's cast of Sesame Street was brought to you by the A-Train.

Last train to Clarksville, indeed.

What equates to Dress Down Friday in New York

I'm afraid I miss counted the tickets so we're going to have to cut Big Bird.

Guys. . .Are you sure Sesame Street is after Mornington Crescent?

Tickets ready. Here comes the Motley Crew.

Sesame Street cast forced to take public transport after Sooty, Sweep and Sue potato their limo's exhaust

Since Romney closed Sesame Street, they just ride the subway to pass the day!

OK Already, I get it. . . There's always one Joker on the tube anytime of day or night. . . cool. . . awesome

This is the Guard Speaking: ' will all passengers for Battery Park Station Please check the lifejackets under your seat are working before alighting this train'

As casting began for Episode VII, Star Wars fans were reassured to hear that there would be no drop in production values.

The taking of Pelham 1 (ah-ha-ha) 2 (ah-ha-ha) 3 (ah-ha-ha)!

After the Osbourne incident, the rest of the cabinet was not taking any chances on trains

A Nightmare On Elmo's Street

The next edition of "Where's Wally" promised more fun......

That's Harley Quinn not the Joker, the Joker is a male, and wears purple/green and has white red and black face paint. She is blatantly a SHE is wearing a red and black JESTERS outfit and a black eye mask. It is HARLEY QUINN.
If any of the "Joker" comments win I shall be severely disappointed in the 91Èȱ¬...

Star Trek fans' worst fears since they heard that Disney had bought the Star Trek studios were confirmed when scenes from the new movie were leaked online

London Underground reveal their new mascots for the Piccadily, Northern, Central & Circle lines.

Guy at the end of the carriage thinking, "Please let this be a dream".

Roy Hodgson's cunning plan to avoid being recognised on the way to the match, is a halloween triumph!

The next stop will be Sesame Street

She still insited that she said that the theme was "Puppets", contrary to the claims of her friends who all claimed to have heard something else

Ralph glanced forlornly around the carriage and decided that he hated the introduction of "Dress Down Friday" at the Stock Exchange. The inventor of the onesie had much to answer for...

Jest a minute I think I've got off on the wrong foot

Romneys persecution drives Sesame Street underground

Fathers for Justice decided they needed a new softer image.

No, I meant me, Big Bird at the end of the carriage.

Don't worry, it's just a Mitty dream.

Excuse me...Could you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame streeeeet?

MPs new travel guidelines had unfortunately been drawn up by the policy group 'interns-on-acid'

I don't care if you can't find your nuts, just bugger off and hibernate!

Just wait, I'm calling them now...."Bert, Ernie are you coming out tonight"?

With increasing incidents of racist abuse, many commuters were resorting to deparate messaures to protect their identity

Err Guys. I don't want to worry anyone but, are your feet getting wet?

Dressing up like a Sesame Street character may be silly, but using an iPhone 3 in public is just too embarrassing.

Must be headed muptown.

Tweet!

"I don't get it, what has Ali Baba got to do with the re-launch"?

After Big Bird was dragged into the US Presidential debates, the other characters were not taking any chances and decided to lie low

Yeah, Piccadilly Circus - that's for us

"Uh oh.....just got a text here....it seems Big Bird projectile vomits after about ten minutes in any moving vehicle".

Underground, overground - hey, those are the worst Wombles costumes I've ever seen

"Dan?! Are you sure that was sugar you put in the tea?"

Coming soon...Charles Bronson is Elmo in Death Wish 42 (Carnage on Sesame Street)

Big Bird was secretly wishing he had not waited so long to go south

"So,agreed......at the next stop the last one off gets to be the turkey at Thanksgiving".

Big Bird in big trouble: he has swallowed his oyster card.

Don't look at me, it was Mr. Snuffleupagus.

When the Teletubbies got on at the next stop, things started to get ugly.

Actually, we wanted to come as hellish creatures from Dante's Inferno, but this was all they had left in the shop

The guides were right - nobody did try to talk to them on the underground

I just put it down as a bad trip

London Marathon Cheating Scandal set to erupt.

To be on the safe side, David Camerons team go incognito on the Eurostar to Brussels.

Old Mrs Wilberforce decided she'd just have to ask her doctor exactly what was in her new medication

They all felt for the weird looking couple at the back, but still nobody would talk to them.

Harry decided this was all clearly a pigment of his imagination

"I think I'm in the wrong carriage"
"COOKIES!"

Ernie: I've just had an email from Apple's lawyers. They threaten to file for injunctive relief over the use of the letter i.

We're off to Mitt Romney's party rally.

The tannoy announcement of 'Open Sesame' when the doors opened was getting a little thin.

Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

"The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3" is remade with the cast of "Reservoir Dogs"

They know they have been stuck for several hours when The Count has ran out of things to count. Toes, letters on posters/signs, teeth and hairs.

The penalty for forgetting the Friday morning tea cakes was severe.

Some of the sweets were OK, but I hated those chocolate-covered sprouts

Today's letter is P ... for Parachute. Now, jump! Jump! Jump!

After the recent hurricane, a rainbow descends on New York's subway

"The next stop is Elmo Park. Change here for trains to Barking."

Strangers on a Train

It's not easy being Technicolour

We're from FEMA. But we travel incognito nowadays.

But when they saw what the fare was, they all turned into Oyster The Grouch.

. . . and then this Joker gets on the train . . .

Sorry lads, apparently the party’s Tuesday..

Silly Party mounts whistle-stop tour in search of the elusive undecided voter.

This is definitely not the Sensible Carriage, Madame.

The Railway Children - the Pre-School Years.

Well done all. And next year, if you can come in ‘Superheroes’ costumes, that’ll be your Art degree sorted..

Frank Oz directing his own version of the Michael Myers story. Now, that should be good!

The Railway Children - the Psychedelic Years

Look Derek, we *all* wanted to be serious journalists, get over it..