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I'm definitely taking this mirror straight back to the shop first thing Monday morning

Rio was adamant that his dog wouldn't wear the T-shirt either.

My dog loves dancing, so we called her Freda ... Freda Stare

Okay so now lets see who wears the trousers!

I'm known as Sirius - the Dog Stare

I've a bone to pick with you!

Two dogs? All I can see is a goblet.

Love at first bite

Pug-nacious

'Tu tu much to bear,' thought Fifi

"Could be worse, they could have dressed us as gnomes."

I don't care if the floor is cold, with a nose like that I'm staying seated

A new range of pet clothing is announced by Pribark

Don't call me a bitch!

And there was me thinking everything in Texas was bigger

Fancy a plate of spaghetti Bolognese?

"Smirk if you like - but once the Argos catalogue goes, you'll end up wearing Vivienne Westwood too."

You're a bit ruff round the edges.

Lead Van Cleef meets Clint Eastwoof...

Unlike your mistress', at least the legs of my shorts are the same length

Phwoar! Is that a Scouse accent?!

Drat! Am I cocking the wrong leg again?

"Fancy dogging at make-out point?"

And they called it puppy love .....

At least you're not mistaken for a fashion accessory.

The great US political debate: Bark Obama versus Spitz Romney

Sniffer dogs, undercover division.

Hi there, Sagittarius eh? Me, I’m a Libra, I think we can make sweet music, wadda reckon?

Say that again. . . Gok Wan did this?

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes, now SIT!

My owner buys all my clothes at B&S

Don't look now, but there's a wooden dog standing behind your owner

I might vote repuplican, but at least I'm not a democat

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Is this your stare way to heaven?

My owner's a mathematician - we're having pumpkin pi for tea

When hairy met snappy

How To Look Good Barked.

You think this is bad - you should see what she makes me wear for Halloween!

Yuk, you’ve been eating marmite, haven’t you?

And congestion at the dog show is nose-to-nose

Is that an American bra you're wearing? Because one Yank and it's off.

And this look has a 95% success rate for treats at awkward moments.

I would blame the cat, but he's hiding from the pumpkin carving.

It's nearly Halloween and we need to practice our deadly stares.

You should see Brian, he’s wearing a cat suit, and he is *not* happy..

You're the ghoul of my dreams

Apparently playing dead was not enough

Is that Vivienne Westwoof, you're wearing?

No, for a part in the Wizard of Oz you need to be called Toto, not wear a tutu.

My owner is Hugh Laurie - in fact, I'm fully House-trained

Yeah, later we're going out lick-or-treating

I know, my owner's from Prats-R-Us as well.

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You barkin' to me?

While the Downing Street cats are fighting round the front, out back the dogs are just too embarrassed to even quarrel..

Let's recap. You tangle them up in your lead, knock over the punch bowl in the process. I grab the biscuits and run. Got it?

Pumpkin! I said to get a pumpkin! Not pup-kin.

"Did YOU titter?".

Auditions take place for "America's Next Top Poodle"

"It's yer breath...quite nearly scuppered me entirely!"

I'be a bone to pick with you.

Your photograph on Facebook wasn’t taken recently was it?

I've a bone to pick with you.

*correction*

"Hey, you're doggone cute honey, what's your name?"

"Actually I'm called Brian. The vet sneezed........"

Woof woof, woof woof woof....woof woof....woof!

At least the food's good here - they have a scratch 'n' sniff menu

Jock-dog: I'm standing with my ears up looking down at you.I am a mighty dog.

Trixie-Foo: I'm sitting with my ears flat looking up at you.You're an idiot.

"Why Grandma, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood

Every year it gets more embarrassing, and then, just when you think it is finally safe to stroll the streets again, it gets uploaded to the internet and goes viral.

Yeah.......well my dads bigger than yours is!

With the erection looming tensions among the candidates run high.

What Chihuahua staring at?

"All right, if you're really Superman, what colour underwear am I wearing?"
"All right, if you're really a little birdie, lay an egg"

Susan the Shih Tzu often mis-heard the command.

Mutt Romney and Bark Obama resume their Debate for top dog in Texas

First the Rumble in the Jungle
Then the Thriller in Manilla
Now, the Dogfight in, erm.... the Isle of Wight

It was a Mexican Standoff
Both dogs resested the urge to turn around and give the other a sniff advantage

You're alright , they still think I'm a girl!!

Yes, I think Romney won this one!

Paws for thought

Bow-wow chic

"Your owner wants you to parade down the WHAT-walk?"

It's a dog-meet-dog world

Fashion police dogs

Size matters cissy

The wedding planner's e-mail attempting to ban Wags from the reception appeared to have backfired.

Me? I'm a Jacket Rusell terrier.

"Not THE doggy in the window?"

Let's you n me party til we waise the woof

The English dog, "Cameron", (in red, white and blue) on the right and the Scottish Dog, "Sally" (in a kilt) on the left, square up before reluctantly agreeing the terms under which the referendum on Independence for the Scottish Kennel Club may proceed.

Night Terriers

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of … Oh well, maybe not.

Hollywood News - stars of "Lady and theTramp" re-make meet for first time!

'Do you expect me to talk?'

'Nooo, Mr Bond, ... I expect you to die!'

Benji could not believe his eyes. When they promised him a Yorkie, he though he was only getting a chocolate bar.

The date had been going so well before Fifi told Rex she was voting for Obama.

Get your coat Lassie. You've been pulled.

Save a couple of $ Billion on November's election - just let the dogs fight it out.

I'll pay for dinner....
No, No.... I'll pay....