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Look, I know it's not a BMW, but it will just have to do.

If a cop stops you, just show him your dog licence

Puparazzi

You start her up, I'll go and get my white stick

Maybe that explains why my new Merc smells a bit funny

Rover makes a comeback in the car industry

No, not that one! The door unlock switch to the right.

Mercedes introduces their new dog-friendly model - press a button, and it throws a stick for you

I told you I could teach him to drive.

Well done! Right, now I want you to go a fetch that BMW..

We'd better look out for a barking space

And, if you see that cat on a zebra crossing, just try and control yourself

And it has button to deploy your water bowl.

In the Grand Prix, the German driver took the lead

Yes, we'll pass by the poodle again.

Mercedes-Benz introduce their latest model, the K9

And you're not allowed to run over the cat 'by accident.

I'm afraid you've failed your test - you can't drive safely with your nose always out of the window

You’re not getting the hang of this map reading are you? That signpost over there says we should have turned left at the last junction. Do keep up..

Now, here comes the postman's van ...

And you won't get lost, because the car's fitted with cat nav

I know you're color blind, just remember the top light is red.

And make sure you don't hit any more trees

Cruft's becomes that little bit more difficult ...

Yes, and your Ruff Guide says it's right over there.

I don't care if you are happy, don't leave the rear window wiper on all the time

Red rover, red rover, drive Magic right over...

OK, tell that cop you were driving, hic!

Vorsprung bark magic

"My kingdom for a parking place in Leicester..."

And when the postman gets to this point, press down on the pedal on the right.

Andy's sponsors proved equally generous towards his whole family.

Yes, this model really is the box deluxe

And the sat nav has been programmed with Pet Shops as Points of Interest already...

It's our new SitNav technology

Mercedes announces a rebranding for the company, and a name change to Mercedes-Bonez

Archaeologists send in the sniffer dogs to the Leicester car park dig.

But shouldn't Magic be black?

I know you're colour blind just remember the top light is red.

It's my Mum's dog, and Ma's Rover is ready to 'drive, drive, drive'

And it has a button to deploy your water bowl.

And don't worry about dirtying the seat - this car's a reject, as we put the steering-wheel on the wrong side

Demonstration of the World's first car that can be driven by the blind. The guide dog sits here and.....

The age old battle of 'Dog v Postman' gets a 21st century make-over.

'Barking mad these auto engineers' thought Magic

You'll have to drive - as you can see, I've only got little legs

No sir, that's not a joke. I simply want you to follow the cat's eyes...

I'm not feeling well - you'll have to go to Terry Nutkins' funeral on your own

Mercedes backs education scheme for paw drivers

They autobahn dogs in cars

"Let's get this straight, Fido. Windscreen wipers and NOT sticks to chase..."

Mercedes tests out its claims that its cars are idiot-proof

German research scientists conclude it is indeed the car that attracted women.

Lupo: "Right, I'll teach those two to go gallivanting off to Singapore without me..."

It's Take Your Dog To Work Day on Friday!

You can be the show-fur

And place your paw here to activate the lamp-post avoidance system.

And in anticipation of further budget cuts to the force, police dogs will in future drive themselves to the scene of the crime.

"No, when I told you to find the biting point..."

What was that, Lassie? The children are all trapped in the old multi-storey car park?

"He's not that clever - it's only an automatic."

Inspector Morse finds proof that the murderer had trained his dog to target his mother-in-law

Either one could be the result of crossing a Lab with a Pointer

So the shape changer made you a dog! Look what it did to my left leg!

After 15 minutes of listening to babble about fuel efficiency and double overhead camshafts, Magic finally went against all advice, and bit the hand that fed him!

Don't worry. I'll be on the floor working the pedals and steering the car. I just want to see people's faces as you drive past.

And this is Mercedes' Research Lab

Watchdog

Look, I'll try to make it easier for you. Red means 'stop and lay down'; Green means 'walkies!'

Sorry about the accident, Rover - that's the experimental driverless car over there

This looked like fun. Magic just couldn't wait for his seventeenth birthday.

"Suppose you couldn't do much worse than Mr Dastardly did, every week."

This model comes in three versions: two door, five door and labrador.

The perfect vehicle for ruff terrain...

Belle and Sebastian Vettel

''....and you see that squirrel? Well you don't, repeat DON'T, chase it with this car."

No, I can't re-programme the sat nav to say 'woof' for 'left turn' and 'woof woof' for 'right turn'.

...and this little box here is the Catnav.

Discover a Whole New World with a Magic Car Pet ride

Now, park behind the Dachschund Cherry.

I've told you before! That sign means you are approaching a Forestry Commission property, it's not a cue to lift your leg.

And the wipers are on the inside, in case of drool

Ich bin ein beginnerrrrrr

My car might be a bit scratched, but my chauffeur's wages must be the lowest in Germany

Right from the start it showed every sign of being the shortest driving lesson ever. It just had to be cur-tailed.

But I'm a quadruped - shouldn't I be in a 4 x 4?

Another bump? What is it with you and lamp-posts?

And, next time, remember - the car does not want to roll over and have its tummy tickled

"They've found bones in a car park? Right..."

No free accessories? The man at Ford said I could have any collar I like ,,,

Yes, Darling, Magic's had an accident in the car, but I think it's going to take more than a dustpan and brush and some warm water to fix it

Mercedes Benz unveil their latest model, the Dash Hound.

Now that is the driving mirror - its purpose is to allow you to check your appearance whilst driving and make sure you're well groomed. Oh, you're a male dog: then it's for keeping an eye out for the police on your tail.

"I'm telling you, the guy over there said I had to get it checked by the Lab"

I don't give much for your chances of passing the breath test

"Magic moments" by Burt Bark-arach

Following its takeover, Hound'n'dye gets lost in translation from the Korean

He's become a very experienced reviewer of new cars, and - unlike Jeremy Clarkson - his bark is worse than his bite.

Why do you al;ways have to drive nose-to-tail?

Filming of the German version of "That's Life" gets under way.