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Aye, Hamish, I thought that was a cat as well..

"Stop hounding me!" shouted Charles.

Walkies indeed

Welcome to the Hat and Hound, may I take your coat?

His Master's Rolls Royce

Watch me pull a hound out my hat, nothing up my sleeve...

Why the long face?

"Sorry Ma'am, but I can't do Corgis"

Tell them it was scent by the Queen.

Though, to be honest, why anyone would want to steal it..

One member of the White House staff mistakenly believes Barack's current old china is another Scotsman.

My left side's my best, too.

I heard despite all the planning, it's going to the dogs.

Feeling a bit off kilter today...

Yes, we know you don't wear anything under the kilt.
Now put that table down!

Protector of the Royal Jewels

"Ang'us a painting" Yes, very droll.

"Why the Hangdog expression?" Yes, very droll.

For God's sake, don't tell her it's not a horse....

I said "top hat and TAILS"

On closer inspection Hamish could see it wasn't a Derby exhibit after all

I know that sixty years is a long time, but hasn't she changed?

"Philip, tell that man he make's a great window".

Stubbs decides to diversify

It's by Dog Vinci

He's barking mad I tell you

Colin Firth and the King's Pooch

Aye, I always watch "One Man and His Dog" on the 91Èȱ¬

It looks nice there, doesn't it? We had it fitted by a CORGI installer.

Scents and sensibility

I'm not wearing a kilt if there're any dogs with cold noses around

It was either this one or the dogs playing poker.

It's one of the great examples of pointerilliism

Personally, I can't tell a dog's ear from a Landseer

Man in 'levitating table' trick arrested.

Aye, as soon as Mr. Salmond declares independence, we're pinching all this stuff

We've got it under loch and key

Charles wanted a new hat, Camilla a new painting, William some new gloves and Kate a new dog. So the Queen compromised..

Scots Guard dog.

You said "Do you want to see a dog painting," and I must confess to being a little disappointed

We can be Eos, just for one day

If the painting gets stolen, the police will have at least one lead.

The guard had been warned to keep his eye out for terrierists

The dog was the guard's pedigree chum

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I've got to keep guard in case somebody tries to whippet

Angus was making a collection of monopoly playing pieces - he decided he'd go for the battleship next

As Hamish relaxed, he thought that this was possibly the most lavish urinal he had ever visited.

I'm sure Her Majesty won't mind if I take just one chocolate, thought Hamish

The Curator said it was a Constable, so it must be a police dog

Iain was getting desperate for someone to come and help extricate him from the folding table

An' I would have got clean away with this painting of Scooby-Doo, if it hadn't been for those pesky kids ...

Watch it go when the rabbit comes out that hat!

Hamish, get this mutt off ma heed

I gather D.C. Thomson donated it to the Gnasher-nal Gallery

The painting of "Blonde walking a Poodle" hanging on the West wall seemed draw every-one's attention..

When they told me I'd be guarding The Greyhound, I was looking forward to the landlord giving me a few bevvies

Underdog?

"Ma'am, your new plasma TV and speakers have been installed."

And this embodies the spirit of Scottish independence - it's Brave Art

You can take my life, but you can never take my freedog

After TV coverage issues, Crufts resorts to more traditional media to show off the supreme champion...

Lead on, MacCruft

On Scottish catwalks the dog crested Tam o' Shanter was this year's new black

The smashing of plates in the kitchen was enough to wake up even the laziest of paintings.

Angus wasn't impress at being given the job of trying out Princess Beatrice's latest hat...

Something in the ER tonight

Douglas just couldn't understand why it was called a greyhound. "But, it's black!"

On his twinkle-toes, no one heard Fantastic Mr Fox sneaking in on the right...

We'd already done horses you see.

And from this angle, his eyes seem to follow you, especially if you have somethong to eat in your hand...

Paws for thought

Hang on, are you sure this is Whistler's Mother? Where's Curator Bean got to?

The Hamish Beret Affair didn't fare as well in the box office.

Excuse me, madam, but there are no dogs allowed.

Befouling someone's hat was a serious crime in the 18th. Century, so it was as well Stubbs was there to record the offence

"This is a funny looking window - and it looks like it's raining hats and dogs outside!"

The Real Inspector Hound

I'm a cat person, actually.

If you think thats gran' You should see the length of the tail between ma legs

Turner and Pooch?

It wasn't me - it was the dog

Dog is God backwards...makes you think.

Dog guard - guard dog.

So, this is a Raphael cartoon? Personally, I'd prefer Dennis and Gnasher cartoons.

Dorian the ancient lurcher had sloped off to his bed, concerned that his portrait had finally been removed from the attic...

Her Majesty's been reigning for sixty years? Would Jubilee've it?

He must have been a lousy painter - that hat's way too big for the dog

You said to guard the dog, Sarge - well, he's still there

If this pooch tries anything, Sarge, he's going to have his collar felt

You've heard of the Walker Gallery in Liverpool? Well, this is the Dogwalker Gallery.

Now Yoda's died the title of the worlds ugliest dog getpassed on

I'm chuffed to bits literally, its a top notch painting

Aye, and it's still faster than the ones I usually put my money on

If visitors get out of hand, we just tell them to sit.

I was looking at the painting and I had an earworm : WHO let the Dogs OUT RUFFF RUFFF

So Looking at this dog I wondered if god is dog backwards is Nero Cabflor, Balfor Coren in disguise, cos its not quite backwards is it?

The Queen's Hall of Mirrors in Edinburgh contains some unusual variations, including a particular favourite 'The Canine'.

Don't be so sniffy, this is art that heels.

Ars Grrrratia Artis