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Honey couture

Following increased usage of Honey body lotion in the sport, the Olympic Diving committee have decided to introduce a time limit for 'preparation' on the 10m board.

One of the pleasures of holidaying in Scotland is the local wildlife.

Doctor reckons I've got hives

30 seconds later, a curious Winnie the Pooh was seen floating upwards holding tightly to the string of a big blue balloon...

It's a pop star, five letters, rhymes with sing ...

Eddie Izzard is "covered in beeeeeeeees"

Yeah, I've got the bees' knees too

Edward was very friendly, but people seemed to be avoiding him

So, it's a pop star, he sang with the Police, and he does tantric yoga....
I don't know... give us another clue!
- People to never play charades with ever (number 27)

Unfortunately, two pages of the Hungarian phrasebook Derek's wife was using were stuck together, and, instead of "What time is it?" she said "Please cover my husband with bees"

Hands up! This is a sting!

Swarm? Well it is a bit close for the time of year.

Kevin's wife hated him so much, she switched his sun-tan lotion for honey ...

London Fashion Week - YSL announces 'Stripes are SO in this year.....'

Poor Derek had thought an apiary was where monkeys lived

"one, two, three... stay still will you!... four, five...."

Sebastian's organic sunblock had its drawbacks.

Julius began to understand why he'd been warned to "Beware the hives of March"

It was all going so well until someone opened a jar of jam.

Alex thought his "trained Bee strippogram" was sure to be a hit with the laydeez......

One attendee at the Toy Story fancy dress party didn't understand the character of Buzz Lightyear

Bum-ble in a China shot

Buzz off!

Bees? OK, for a minute I thought it was a swarm of traffic wardens.

What Gale has to go through to make the honey

Excuse me, but I'm bee-sting for the toilet

Derek could have sworn he'd been asked "Fancy a beer?"

It was all going so well until Lee's hayfever kicked in and one sneeze ruined any chance he had.

I'll bee back

To bee or not to bee

Gerald's wife was standing right behind him with a klaxon

Sting announces new tour dates

It was all the buzz on the web

Eye protection ... check! Human odour neutraliser ... check! Beekeeper's outfit ... oh, heck.

Yes, I'm naked, and I've come to terms with that possibility

It was the Rentokil man's day off

Just doing my swarm up for the 100m Butterfly

Bee rustling was on the increase in China.

I'm a huge Queen fan actually

'Ow did you know my name was H'Ivor?

Half time show at the Agricultural Association AGM

Workers Unite

What weight of bees did the winner attract? Buzz before you answer.

"Hi Honey! I'm home!"

On my days off, I have a wasp moustache

'swarm in 'ere

Every rose may have its thorns, but I can beat that

I only married him because I thought he said he made lots of money

If Heston Blumenthal did High Couture.

Haung thought he'd solved the energy crisis by cornering the market for B.P.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I've got hives

Harry could never be described as an A-list celebrity ...

Bee-Bumble and the Stingers announce another of the 60's Revival Tours

correction:

If Heston Blumenthal did Haute Couture.

or

If Heston Blumenthal did Hive Couture,

Can't decide now. You choose.

Some folk are easily bemused

And I don't even drink cider

This is a Bee-hive chest hair do

A Swarm of Bees in July? Be sure to protect your eye.

Honey, we stung the kids.

I'm beeside myself with joy!

My favourite chocolate bar? Crunchie, I suppose.

Bees wax on wax off

I only asked if someone had a comb.

Too late did Mao realise he had used his wife's impulse instead of Lynx

Artefacts uncovered from the early Sting Dynasty

It's only Sting reforming the Police

Oh I do like to bee beeside the seaside

Be mine, bee my BABY?!

Lucky Harry won a million pounds on the National Lottabees

When Vulcan salutes go wrong.

Well it started off as a sting vest

Derek had a terrible death, but, with all that beeswax, he had a lovely finish

Bad hair day, Rebekah?

French beekeepers face new occupational hazards since the banning of the veil.

Jackie decided not to appear at the International Underwater Music Festival this year

Christopher Robin was always the decoy in Pooh's plans!

I don't know about the rest of you but I thought I'd signed up for a beginners course in BSL.

No, they don't sting me unless I talk ... oh, drat

It's a classic case of birds and bees. I attract bees in the hopes that I will figure out how to attract birds...

Where is Pooh Bear when you need him

"Would you mind? I've got an itch on the end of my nose, if you could just.... hello? hello?"

Street Mime in an apiary is never a good idea

Harry Enfield - f'honeyman

Hi, Gail. Want any honey?

Chinese juror is swarm in

Well we all wondered what had happened to B Bumble and the stingers since nutrocker was in the charts.

"I like my swimmers like I like my coffee..." said Eddie Izzard.

"That's the easy part done. Now for the bee bearding. Bees,check, beards, check, glue, check."

This is nothing ! I have a scorpion down my underpants too

Bees are just like humans ... sing "Have I the Right?" by the Honeycombs and they go berserk

"Look at that show-off", said Samantha as Joanne walked into the swimming pool with her new beehive hair-do.

Whatever you thought of Gerald's hobby, no one could say he had a bee in his bonnet.

Unfortunately, it was going to be a long time before cider caught on in China, so the Magners man had a lot of apple trees to find.

Is this what is meant by the Apian Way?

As Norm confidently waved at the spectators, little did he know that the bees were the least of his worries. A hungry bear coming over the horizon had just spotted the promising-looking swarm...

Eric had his flying jacket on

I've stripped off cos it's-warm.

We have fish pedicures and now we have waxing by bees