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Unfortunately, two pages of the flying manual had got stuck together

Who's flying those? Two clowns?

Now that's what I call air-raising

So you did take my crisps, over.

The pilot was hoping to catch some fish from the lake for his supper

It's OK - the other plane must be a mirage

Maverick was in a funny mood that day

I'm too in awe to think of anything - how do they do that?

Pilots Astaire and Rogers were flying cheek-to-cheek

Then fold along line 25c, and your Airfix F-16 fighter plane is complete!

"See Mum, see Dad - I told you a degree in Aerospace Engineering wasn't a waste of time!"

Mirage, not mirror, over!

Top Gun and Bottom Gun

It's not a Mirage - it's an optical Ilyushin

Having collected the parts with his weekly magazine for 2 years, all Biggles now needed to do to complete his model was to fold along the top of the tailplane and glue the two halves together.

"Are your ears popping?"

Being a pilot can be very lonely - you have plenty of time for reflection

"I'M upside down?? No, YOU'RE the one who is upside-down..."

When is it my turn to be on top?

It all seemed a great idea, then some one said "What if we have to Eject?".....

I can see your bald patch from up here

Pilots 1 and 2: Hello mirror (wo)man

When we asked for a redundant design, this was not what we had in mind...

Whatever you do - don't eject...

Defence cuts Two planes one pilot

Defence cuts two planes one pilot

Sibling rivalries for the "top bunk" are shown to extend further into adult life than previously thought...

Unfortunately for the pilots Elastic Band Man was prepared for this form of attack

Suddenly, the Transformer changed from a fighter jet to two halves of a plane stuck together at the tail

I always knew the old Bi planes would make a comeback

How are we going to hand the olympic torch, over!

Biggles decided to try the old World War One trick of putting superglue on the tailplane

If IKEA made planes ...

Now we fit,flop and we'll be walking on air.

Someone ring the stealth team and tell them they've mixed up their pluses and minuses again.

Something had gone seriously wrong with Boris Johnson's plans for a double-decker for London in the twenty-first century

Jonathan regretted letting Edward choose shotgun on their latest holiday.

The USAF shows off it's new hide and seek technology .

One unforeseen result of the USA's new coalition government.

Ryanair were annoyed that their latest money making scheme had been made public and are now in the process of requested a super-injunction

Tom Cruise was relieved to finally be able to get mobile phone signal whilst at work.

When the pigeon comes along, Muttley, just lower your nose!

Private Schulz - why would anyone be deft enough to send a beagle up in a plane?

Tail of two steering committees

How to confuse libyan radar?

Pete Doherty regretted that second slice of cake...

Rhodri and RyanAir

Bumblebee, this is Thumper, over

This time Lady Gaga had gone too far!

Prince William tries to teach his new wife parallel parking

I just wish I'd paid the Ryanair "No superglue" surcharge

After weeks of training the pilots had become inseparable

Ok, now slowly drop the Cigarettes

Well one of us is making a big mistake!

Luckily for the accident investigators, the two black boxes were only stuck on under the fuselage with Sellotape

He ain't heavy, he's my rudder

Invented by the Wrong Brothers

Part 1 of your model F-16 will come with the first month's magazine for only £2.99



















The other 300 pieces will come with future monthly editions at £7.99 each

"The top one went MOOZZZZZZZZ..."

So that's what the f in F16 stands for. Over.

Sorry, Lieutenant, I was reading the manual upside-down

So when exactly did you arrive from Australia?

'I told you Nick Clegg would bend over backwards to fit in with our agenda.'

United States Air Farce

Now you'll find out what that little pot under your seat's for, Lieutenant

Of course, once Michael O'Leary realised how much revenue he had lost by not fully utilising ceiling space.....................

After the merging of Alien vs. Predator, Warner Brothers announce "Top Gun meets Forrest Gump"

"Hair? Plain? On top? Yes, we can do that, Mr Rooney"

Proof there is no glass ceiling for female pilots

"You lost me my plane ... you're fired!"

It was by pure luck that the planes got stuck together this way around enabling the to land safely.

So, for the same money, you get one F-32

Optical illusion: Two small planes or one big fish?

Staff at Dallas Infirmary were struggling to decide how to separate the latest Siamese twins

Maverick's OCD was getting worse

Sorry, I thought it said Air Farce

Hey you down there you're upside down

The Air Traffic Controllers' request that planes should stack up over Heathrow was being taken too literally

That'll teach the Red Arrows to call us a bunch of woosses

And that's the last time you'll do that over Buckingham Palace, William

2 become 1 - the latest F-32

Coming soon to a cinema near you...
...Japes on a Plane...

Bird 1 : They're flying fast.

Bird 2 : You'd fly as fast if your bum were on fire too.

Both pilots had invested heavily in a local scrap merchant

"Harry, one can't hear over the roar you know - did I hear you say OOOOOPs" WillIAm

Shock at CERN as scientists discover anti-F16.

Reflections of a Stunt Pilot

NOW do you understand the Coriolis effect?

Now Mr Rorschach what do you see?
A pair of T**Ts.

Forget the CGI, Mr. Spielberg - we'll just use a mirror

Conjoined F-16s

Ah, I see an Australian pilot has joined on us.

Top Gun's equivalent of the 3-Legged Race.

Planes attempt to join the Mile High Club

After the death of Osama Bin Laden, the US decided that perhaps it was a time for reflection after all.

Every pilot in the USAF was given a novelty paper-clip

USAFless

..Its late spring here in the desert, and that marks the beginning of the F-16 mating season....

Where's Maverick, Lieutenant?

He's right on your tail, Son.

The Axis of Symmetry