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He's got a wider range of emotions than me, he cannot live!

The waxwork looks so plastic, so unreal, and so like Justin

I think some readjudtment to the image is needed.

I like Justin Beiber, but I also like waxwork Justin Beiber, there's only one way to sort this out, FIGHT!

Pretending to do what everybody else really wants to do!

Yeah, Justin, that's what we'd all like to do

think you can hood wink me? You're not real!

Not the face, Justin, not the face ...

How dare you tell me to pull my jeans up!

Justin stared impassively off into the distance as his waxwork dummy was positioned as if to punch him in the face.

Tut, tut - Madame Tussauds can't even get the jacket right

You just know there are some faces you'd never get tired of hitting.

I said you should beat up your barber, Justin, not your Bieber

Ozzie said I had to it

No, no, no, Justin - that's the Prince Harry waxwork

Must have been wearing heels that day

The waxwork is very lifelike - like the original, it clearly has trouble keeping its trousers up

I do not punch like a girl

Whacks work

Justin clearly believes whacks work

NOW he's extinct, yes.

Hmmm, thought Justin, this dummy needs more whacks

There, the acne is hardly noticeable now

Can you put me beside Fergie, please???

Wanna match?

Dag nabbit, dat dere Br'er Rabbit done got me again!

After the curator called the Police, the sirens could be heard in the distance, "Bie-Ber, Bie-Ber, Bie-Ber ..."

But I wanted a touch of five o'clock shadow

Pimp my right...

Justin was furious about the William and Kate Coronation mugs depicting him with Miss Middleton

Disgruntled visitor mistakes Justin for the thief who stole his red picnic blanket

Lean right hook more like

I would turn the other cheek if I could, but that's a bit hard when you're a waxwork.

'I' before 'E' except after B?

Justin dind't dare even breathe, otherwise this irate music-lover would floor him

So you were the one who wanted me to play North Korea...

The Beiber of Seville indeed

Justin was furious when he saw they'd used the same material for the drapes as his underpants

For the first time, UK music lovers applaud Justin's latest hit.

Waxing lyrical

A cheeky what?

Leave it to Bieber

"One Jab" - the John Prescott Teenage Years Exhibition

As he was staying in a certain part of London, Justin was known as Vauxhall Bieber

At my age, punch drunk is all I can be

Edam cheese gets a facelift

You just wait until my voice changes

I wanted a bit of a rough up to impress my bird

Curator: "No, Justin - I said he needed an UBER-cut."

Tara says the nose needs a bit more bend to it

Boy at C & A makes a comeback

Justin time warp.

Justin didn't dare even breathe, otherwise this irate music-lover would floor him

(correction)

Ant and Dec have first dust-up in public

In the land of the candlewax folk the man with the matches is king.

Clearly, Madame Tussauds hadn't managed to get the fingers right

So, you won't give me the name of your plastic surgeon ...?

Now let's see who's the has-been.

"Look, Justin, it was good enough for Davy Jones in the Sixties..."

News Justin ...

Justin broke a lot of mirrors like that

After having briefly caught sight of him in shop-windows and reflections, Justin finally catches up with the man who's been stalking him

The minute the waxworks shut for the night, the Johnny Cash dummy turned on Justin ...

Justin was upset that the dummy sang better than he did

Justin Whacks Wax Justin

OK, you may look prettier than I do, but can you make this farting noise with your armpit?

Still life?

In a bid to raise visitor numbers during the current economic climate, Madame Tussauds "Punch Justin Beiber" exhibit was proving a roaring success.

Schizophrenia 3D, it don't get weirder than this.

House of Whacks

That's for My World 2.0, that's for ...

Justin celebrates St. Patrick's Day

Right, that's Justin taken care of. Now for the martial arts - where's this Madame Two Swords?

The pathetic feined punch utterly failed to detract attention away from Justin's surreptitious check of the model's in-trouser detail.

Justin was just so furious when he saw Madame Tussauds had spelt his name Beiber

Bie-bop

Hit Me Bieber One More Time

No idea who Justin Beiber is or what he does. And now there are 2 of them!!

Bieber's greatest hit recorded.

Recording of Bieber's latest smash hit.

Who?

Justin simply couldn’t come to terms with 70 year old Sir Cliff looking younger than him.

You're perpetuating the notion that Canada's full of lumberjacks, take this!

I'm a lumberjack and it's NOT OK

Justin Barbie-r

Lumber-Thwack!

Who's the Dummy?

We're breaking up due to artistic differences, he's getting more dates than I am.

Yes Sir! That's my Beiber!

"So what my pants are showing. Did I go onstage with my flies undone? Did I? Did I."


(I am so ashamed that I know this)

"I so do NOT fight like a girl. And anyway like who's wearing too much eyeliner ?"

Despite the jeering Justin stayed calm and tried to pretend that he hadn't made the ultimate uncool error and worn brand new jeans to a photo shoot.

Two Beibers are better than one
Da da da da da da da da da
Two Beibers are better than one
they´re twice the fun
ask anyone
A second Beiber can be second to none
Two Beibers are better than one
Da da da da da da da da da



(you have to watch "How I met Your Mother")

Justin Beiber
A Model
Idiot

I didn't want to be a singer, I wanted to be a lumberjack ..



Well, at least you got the first bit right.

This one's for the lumberjacks!

The judges awarded the bout to the real Justin Beiber,but it was a split decision.

There was an additional and unexpected unveiling when Justin's pants fell down.

Violence in the wax place.

Two more needed for a Beiber-shop quartet