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Wow! It's Michael Buble-wrap!

The stage version of 'Trainspotting' was mainly attended by anoraks

They're clearly part of the Lunatic Fringe

The Crash-Test Dummy holiday snaps...

The Stig and family finally captured on camera

The plethora of "No Parking" signs at Edinburgh upset many parkas

Who dat up dere looking at us down here?

Many acts at the Fringe try to claim capacity audiences by the dexterous use of inflatable dolls

If Vivienne Westwood did Macbeth

And tonight's performance is sponsored by Bacofoil

North Korea - the musical

I still think this is a better way to slim than two glasses of water.

Well, it was billed as being 'hot, hot, hot' after all

Plaster cast

"Remember that Getty guy we sent to Coventry?"

"It's in the bag!"

The cast take precautions in case they get roasted by the critics

After the Edinburgh Evening News describes them as "chubby," the entire cast begin to suffer from anoraksia

"We're stuck down here 'til Christmas guys, lets use this time to emerge as the best Christmas crooners since Bing, Frank and Dean".

BYOG - Bring your own Geiger (counter)

Sorry about this, folks, but some prankster welded all our sleeping bag zips last night at the hostel

That's the last time we order space suits off eBay

They hadn't seen sunlight for months and were weak from lack of vitamins. No, not Chilean miners, Scots in the British summertime

"We're stuck down here 'til Christmas guys, let’s use this time to emerge as the best Christmas crooners since Bing, Frank and Dean".

That's the last time we order space suits off eBay

"We're stuck down here 'til Christmas guys - let's use this time to emerge as the best Christmas crooners since Bing, Frank and Dean"

Where else could aliens go unnoticed but at the Edinburgh Fringe?

Oh dear, we all seem to have worn the same outfit

Edinburgh Fringe, not Singe, dear.

We're all going to emerge as Madam Butterfly.

Don't blink Amy...

The sky IS falling actually

What's the show? Actually, it's 'Pride and Prejudice,' but these were the only outfits they had left in the shop.

This is just another example of the bland leading the bland.

Without a hint of irony, Mary Bale and family choose to use recycled bin bags to disguise themselves from the baying public.

Don't iron while the strike is hot

The cast had a novel way of protecting themselves from rotten tomatoes

Mummies vs Aliens

Tonight's performance is 'The Mask of the Red Death' by Edgar Alan...d'oh!

The Unknown Choir

Hazardous Material Spill: The Musical

Having the stage in total darkness was very effective, but unfortunately there were not enough infra-red opera glasses for the audience

Christine! Christine! Christine! Christine! Christine! Christine!

The Foster's award winners were always kept under wraps until the last minute.

Should I be worried that this is made out of a sheeps stomach?

'Musical Statues on Stage' would have been a good idea had someone remembered to bring along a CD-player

The cast of CATS had taken precautions after hearing that Mary Bale would be in the audience that night.

The innovative costumes had one disastrous design flaw: no eyeholes.

"Christmas-time for Turkeys" was not a great success

What I love about acting is my ability to express myself an an individual.

The Fringe's "Scott of the Antarctic" allegedly featured an all-star Hollywood cast

Police station's entire SOCO team take up group discount offer at local Botox clinic.

Discount Rushmore

Botox - The Movie.

Och, when I said to dress the cast as aliens, I meant as Englishmen

There were blank faces all around as everyone tried to figure out who was speaking at the National Scenes of Crime Officer's Convention.

CSI, the musical.

There were plenty of applicants at the auditions for Parka in the new production of Thunderbirds

Look - No Fringe

Search for the fringe.....Act 1,scene 1.

And in my new production. entitled "Statues," I've tried to encapsulate all the fun and excitement of Trafalgar Square's fourth plinth

Will this catch on like the Glasgow Kiss?

How do you know the play's patrons were from Prague? Because they offered several blank Czechs.

The wardrobe director's credits include Phantom of the Opera, I'll have you know.

Ground Control to Major Tom? Oh never mind, I'm not getting any reception either.

Advertising for Welch's grape juice takes a sinister turn.

Ground Control to Major Tom? Oh never mind, I'm not getting any reception either.

The annual Yeti shaving championships had been a great success.

Disco Inferno - the musical

The new production of "Hair" suffers after a nudity ban by the local council

Rejected proposed compromise to the French niqab ban.

Disco Inferno - the musical

That's what you get for hiring no frills protesters. Now pass the superglue.

Now for the accessories - black pearls perhaps?

The Story of Oh!

With so many national tabloid reporters present, the cast are given protection in case they get too close to The Sun

The Terracotta Army were taking Hallowe'en very seriously this year.

Lily was beginning to suspect this identity parade might be rigged

China's modern-day, cut-price version of the Terracotta Army - "The Polyester Brigade".

The Terracotta Army were taking Hallowe'en very seriously this year

New pictures emerge of The X-Factor's early stages.

If Mike Myers joined the Terracotta Army...

If Mike Myers joined the Terracotta Army

If Mike Myers joined the Terracotta Army

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The new production of 'Titanic' was not doing well, but, luckily, the backers managed to escape in a lifeboat

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The entire cast go on a 'once-in-a-liftime' holiday ... but, never again

Another Bank Holiday on the beach then mother.

England's players arrive home from a dismal 3098 World Cup looking very sheepish.

All the cast wore masks in case anyone recognised that they were all claiming disability allowance

The entire cast go on a 'once-in-a-lifetime' holiday ... but, never again

(correction)

Say, why don't we put on a show right here in the ski lodge?

The Police line-up didn't prove helpful

I, Robot II - The Recession Years

"Okay.....now what?"

English players show their usual passion for singing the National Anthem!

Police accused of targeted stop and search

Health & Safety Act (2159 AD), Regulation # 33: While waiting for a spacebus in acid rain, dress appropriately.

There are no expressions on our faces this week and for this we apologise.