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Quick, Angela Merkel’s already at the buffet..

No I'M Batman and YOU'RE Robin.

And when Gordon Brown stood up to make *his* speech..

Quick! Party at the Berlusconi's.

"First past the post" system proves controversial

Nicolas was surprised to find the tall guy behind him wasn't from Security

Come on, it's Kajagoogoo - mon favorite!

I'm glad to be out of there - who gave Gordon Brown a curry?

After a long day in conference, always nice when the bar opens..

Obama suddenly realised why Sarkozy had built a deep trench the whole length of the room

Obama was worried that Nicolas would break his ankles falling off those platform heels

The two leaders react to the news that, whilst they've been having talks, John Terry's car has been parked outside their hotel.

Vangelis' version of "Hail to the Chief" provokes an unexpected reaction.

I didn't know they allowed people in to sell "The Big Issue"

Within 5 minutes of eating, both leaders realised those escargots may not have been quite as fresh as they were led to believe...

Verdict: A photo finish

Auditions for the remake of the Six Million Dollar Man were going well..

Mr Sarkozy was proving to be a tough opponent in this years 'Presidential Musical Statues' competition.

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On meeting "Marathon Man" Sarkozy, Obama remembered the film and kept his mouth shut

In hindsight, the lunchtime vindaloo hadn't been such a good idea.

Sarkozy and Obama beat a hasty retreat on realising the exotic dancer wasn't C Bruni, but G Brownie

Bring me Sunshine, in your smile,
Bring me Laughter, all the while...

Sorry I'm late - my chauffeur took me to your green house by mistake

Quick, you know what Gordon's like when someone is late

If there's something weird and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

The Easter Egg hunt proved very competitive

Nicolas insisted on Obama doing his Toulouse-Lautrec impression when the photographers were there

Obama should have been suspicious when Sarkozy proposed a jumping photo, and then instructed him to jump on the count after 3.

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"If I can just reach the top of the stairs first, then I'll be the tall one."

Berlusconi has got a new froeign minister

Only 'he' could bring a pipe band called the Gay Gordons but is he one of them?

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I heard how much you liked the shamrock, Barack, so I got you a huge bowl of garlic

Don't worry, Nicolas, as soon as I can find a belt, I'll get your coat hanger out

Aware his guest is sensitive about his height Obama reluctantly agrees to stay on his knees as they do the College Dash from ‘Chariots of Fire’ one evening.

The press conference was almost out of chocolate hobnobs

Unfortunately, David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst had forgotten the costumes

Obama and Sarkozy, the Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox of world politics.

The IMF was due to hand out interest free loans to help with economic recovery

The annual White House World Leaders' Easter Egg Hunt gets underway.

The GR8 Easter Egg Hunt was well under way

quick, Brown's already at the buffet

Nicolas' ballet-training stood him in good stead when he needed to run on tiptoe

Open Day at the Fire Station.

Obama forgets pronunciation when announcing "Michelle would like to meet you Nicolas"

Last one to the bar pays the deficit.

Well if martin Sheen could do it in Series 3 Episode 22 why can't we run in the West Wing

The photographer remembered Nicolas' instructions to take the picture the second he appeared on the top stair

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which idiot just called him Dave!

"What eeez thees 'gottle o geer'?"

The last custard cream was hotly contested.

Despite rigourous training from the competitors, Putin was still favourite for the world leaders decathlon.

Quick! I don't think Gordon's seen us yet!

Sarkozy mistakes Obama for Thierry Henry and congratulates him on the handball which knocked Ireland out of the World Cup.

...and as they round the Oval Office turn, it's Sarkozy. Obama gaining on the inside. Obama and Sarkozy together at the final straight. and Sarkosy takes it by a short neck.

Nicolas, I don't mind you standing on that box but I'm not happy about trying to stand in this hole!

Mark Owen’s recent revelations force M&S to look elsewhere for their latest menswear campaign.

World leaders are accused of ruining the spirit of White House Easter festivities after several children are knocked down during the Egg Hunt.

Posing for cameos in Nick Parks Wallace and the White House was proving a little difficult.

Maybe I should have got someone to give me a piggy-back too, thought Obama

What part of 'Oi! Big Ears didn't you understand'

Ah, these young politicians have no idea about the Arms Race.....

Presidents Obama and Sarkozy endorse the new Franco-American stealth spacehopper.

Mr Obama gives Mr Sarkozy an (height) advantage, by walking on his knees.

Nicholas sped up when he heard there might be a photo opportunity with the Oompa-Loompas.

So is this what it means when you 'run for office'?

Who's idea was it to give Gordon a head start in the easter egg hunt...

Nick n Baz pull a dine and dash.

Nicolas hadn't quite got the hang of the "Mission Impossible" look.

The 7 inch platform boots were, stylistically, a bold move - and certainly tricky to walk in - but Nicolas had to admit that he enjoyed having the height advantage over Barack for once.

Nicolas tried to imitate Barack's "focused on the mission" face, but it didn't really work.

Quick! Brown's coming! RUN!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they;ll never catch wise!

John Terry's car spotted in summit car park.

Sarkozy discovers that B.O is not just Obama's initials

The rush to be the new Dorothy continues

Madness's "One Step Beyond" always went down a treat at the G8 leaders discos.

TO THE BATMOBILE!

If Benny Hill ruled the world

CERN’s effort to find the fundamental particle of politics included the world’s first Tera-Vote collision.

President Barack Obama demonstrates his skills at ventriloqism... and shows off his new dummy.

There's a banker. Come on let's get 'em...!

'you plonker, Rodney, these are the wrong costumes'

"Is this your ticking briefcase?"

News filtered through that Berlusconi was in the wives' lounge.

The HARDON Collider

One 'honk' from Sarkozy's ridiculously oversized (but high-heeled) clown-shoes and the game was up...

My basket's bigger than yours and I WILL find more eggs.

What Gordon had thought would be a harmless April Fool's joke quickly spiraled into a major bomb scare.

Oh My God - Silvio! He's alone with our wives!

OK, if you're that desperate you can go first - but there's no need to flush it.

Oh no, Carla and Michelle are going shopping.

Hurry, the brie is nearly room temperature.

Is this Le way to Amarillo?

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I'm knackered, Nico - YOU tell 'em...

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