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A Chia pet of my very own

You've spelt the gift tag wrongly - it's Obama, not O'Bama

I need a few more four-leafed ones to get the helath care bill through.

I need a few more four-leafed ones to get the health care bill through.
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I'll never get this past Customs

Not only did they deliver, but the Washington Chinese Take-away gave free crispy seaweed too

Furballs from the White House cat were bad enough, but green ones ...?

The President began to regret buying a Dyson lawn-mower

Is that a tiny garden gnome of George Bush I see peeking out?

I may not know much about governing the worlds greatest superpower, but that's some damn fine weed.

Well, mused the President, it's better than people chucking real rocks at me ...

The President's secretary had gotten a little confused when asked to organise an environmentally-friendly dance ...

Oi, Michelle, I think this is for you, I hate salad.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the isle

Actually, I wanted to organise a dance to raise funds to save the planet, but I suppose any green ball will do ...

The President decided to call the bush George W.

That leprechaun McCain is going to be green with envy

The President at last found where George Bush Senior had been hiding his uneaten broccoli

Tackling the problem of herbal decay

I'm looking over several in fact

The President decided he would definitely be wearing thick gloves on St. Andrew's Day

That remonds me, Michelle has some rocket we just picked for lunch out of the garden.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

The Irish Prime Minister realised he had overestimated Barack Obama's height when giving him a button-hole

Anybody got any Rizlas?

That reminds me, Michelle has some rocket we just picked for lunch out of the garden.
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NASA sends a present of some rocket salad to remind the President not the cancel them

They brought him the head of Alf-Alfaredo Garcia.

The pot plant from the Jamaican ambassador would be a tough act to follow.

President Obama examines the Irish Prime Minister's wife's hair, dyed green especially for the occasion

Don't leave this laying about, Bill Clinton is back from Haiti soon.

Gee thanks, though I’m not sure how many pins this’ll knock down..

The Irish Prime Minister had thoughtfully put a little sachet of mayonnaise in with the present

The President was surprised to learn that it's traditional in Ireland to give lawn cuttings as presents on St. Patrick's Day

No snakes in this I hope

Bring me... a shrubbery!

That'll teach Barack for introducing the First Lady to Carol Vorderman!

Alas, poor Padraig, I knew him well...

No Jameson's then?

Obama's four-leafed pre-election present for Gordon Brown was rather appropriate.

I know every American claims to have an irish ancestor, but I'm not sure about the savoy cabbage!

The President tries to calm down his mother, who was covered with soup when the shamrocks landed in his bowl

I could sell this for a profit if only I could find someone dumb enough, Michelle, we still got George's number?

When I said "Bring me the head of Bush," this wasn't quite what I meant...

The Irish PM's card said - ' Now THIS is a superbowl '

Yeah, that's one goddam fine bogey.

A camouflage hat's not much use without the rest of the uniform

Woman in green jacket: My dream has come true! I have been pictured with the President and First Lady of the United States.

Where's Jamie Oliver when you need him!

It says here that these are the green shoots of recovery

Best before 2008. Hmmm - what are they trying to say?

The present confirmed the President's impression that the Irish were patriotic cheapskates

Kale to the Chief

The President had a good laugh about it, although not as much of a laugh as the US Customs Officers had had

And I'm delighted to be able to present the Chernobyl Trophy for the company doing most to further the cause of the environment to...

President Obama regretted having ordered "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garlic"

"...And I'm supposed to add this to the head of my pint of Guinness? Are you sure?"

Obama: Why is it ticking?

"So, Delia, I just boil for five minutes and it will feed a family of four?"

The staring of the green

The alien couldn't understand why the Earthings wiuldn't take the First Contact meeting seriously.

Mr Cressident

Er, shouldn't this be in a Green House?

Yes Mr President, that is the ground that we have won in Afganistan.

When you asked me to put my green hat on, I thought you meant I should do something about the environment.

New Presidential conspiracy theory: Unknown assailant hides behind the Grassy Bowl.

The President had been hoping for something more appropriate to the Emerald Isle

"I knew I had Irish roots - now I've got the whole shebang."

Taoiseach? Yes, I used to be a teacher once, too.

The moment was captured when the President discovered that Popeye was coming to dinner.

If I press this button, does it play "Tell Me Ma"?

As one of the nine Americans who does not claim to be Irish, I am unimpressed with your gift.

Not sure what to give the President, the Irish PM had been to a Harvester the night before and had brought most of the salad cart

The president had misunderstood what was meant by supporting grass-roots football.

Thinking the President needed to be strong, the Irish PM had brought lots of spinach for him

Sort of like getting the health care bill passed - clover and clover and clover again.

..and if you drop kick it, how many points do you get?

The President enjoyed a hearty joke with friends

Yes - that's what was ruining our lawn last year - Weed n Feed soon got rid of it!

And this week on 'Freaky Eaters' guess what Mr Obama only consumes?

Obama's Precidency sham rocks the White House.

Little did he know the effects Japanese knotweed would soon have on the entire country...

Thank God it wasn't bagpipes

ACHOO!!...President Barack Obama's cold was evidently getting worse.

Obama graciously accepts a hanging basket from the gardening workshop during his tour of a young offenders institution.

Obama get awarded the Nobel Peas Prize.

The President of South Africa gives another cracking present...

And you say that this has a higher IQ than most of voters in Texas?

So, this is salad, a dish unknown to most Americans I fear.

Now was it the red wire or the blue one... i can never remember.

Better than a Westlife CD...

I was hoping for a lamp, a genie is so much easier to fool than a leprechaun!

That reminds me, I was heading for the bog before I got caught up in all this palaver.

1,428.. 1,429.. 1,430.. what was that you said? Damn.. 1.. 2.. 3..

And you say it's traditional to wear a green afro wig on St Patrick's day?

Bring me the head of alfalfa grass, here...

Barack struggles with the ingredients test on WorldLeaderChef.

"Thank you for this gift, a symbol of my first year of presidency entitled, 'A Rolling Stone Gathers No.......' Oh!"

...and finally I'd like to thank all the wee people...

Obama's Presidency sham rocks the White House.
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