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But wouldn't the mattress be a bit of a give-away?

Surely it's not a good idea for five members of the same team to fake an injury at the same time?

Try as he might, he still couldn't get to sleep

If I were asked in an IQ test to put these photographs in the right order, I certainly wouldn't have put number 5 last. Why is Dr. Morris apparently flying backwards?

And here we see the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the Fall of Lehman Brothers.

The new anti-gravity 'diving detector' had caught another victim

And just when you thought faking orgasms was bad enough

Dr Morris' studies confirm that this is far more effective than counting sheep

Brace yourself Maureen..

The sneaking on of the crash mat was usually a dead give away that it was a dive.

And this is how the economy has performed this year, Robert Peston, 91Èȱ¬ news at ten.

Eadweard Muybridge's early attempts were not as successful as his famous galloping horse photographs

Footballers demonstrate they can rival tennis weenies when it comes to false outrage

This was the only way Dr. Morris could get his overfilled blue suitcase to shut

I'm not just walking on sunshine this time

So that's a hop, a skip, and a jump. Hang on, you mean all at once? That's daft.

Oh, oh, the hokey cokey ....

There's no penalty for using a mat!

Cinerama was only a success when it was decided to cut down to only three cameras

Ever wonder how they test mattresses?

David Beckham demonstrates how to leave a match without having to greet the fans by using a helicopter and a long rope

Remember, lads: Hands, knees and BUMPSADAISY!

Early Dirty Dancing footage uncovered

How a football match looks to a housefly

Eduardo was busy completing his warm up.

So when your Mum told us not to jump on the mattress, she meant just inside?

The Tantric Guide to Onanism did not turn out to be the big seller the publisher had expected.

Another advantage of memory foam - the slow motion playback.

Invisible high jump bar all set for London Olympics

PILE ON!

I'm sorry, Officer, but I can't tell who stole my purse - they all look alike to me

When tennis pros honeymoon

..... and it's a two way process ...... it can also be used for the Emmanuel Adebayor goal celebration - debris already on the pitch!!

Fosbury decided that it definitely needed more work.

Even during the swine flu scare, the I-I-L-L-L dance was never going to beat the YMCA routine.

Freemason recreation secrets revealed

Dr Morris accidently stumbled upon the Lilliput high jumping championships.

The correct way to go down for a penalty as officially sanctioned by UEFA

but it makes a change from calling in sick

I blame Arsenal for building their stadium so close to a river with fly-fishing contests

And here we see a scene from the Dean Richards training video. "Remember, the hardest part is not to bite on the capsule until after you've landed!"

Oh crumbs, it's not water......

Batman was great on the wings, but the Invisible Man was just a chopper.

With only five frames, the kinetoscope demonstration was getting a bit boring

I'd rather be hooking

It wasn't until the last second that anyone realised Chelsea had taken the chance to pull the mattress away....

It's different in Japan - you can't fake hara-kiri

Suspicion cast on "knees of God" incident.

UEFA? No, I'm RADA-trained.

Oh no, that's torn it, the ball's gone over the hedge again

Colin just couldn't conquer his phobia of catering plasters.

It's just as well to practise - in case there's ever a streaker on the pitch

David James dives for the mattress ... and misses

Photos reveal why Freddie Flintoff declined his new ECB contract

The Cup Final was eagerly watched by the Army's crack camouflage unit

Pictures 4-5 show a referee with dubious eyesight attempting to replicate the technique though a shop window at Beds-R-Us.

It's no use, I can't get to your window. We'll have to elope from the ground floor.

No matter how hard one tries, parachuting horizontally was never going to take off

who says white men can't jump? (even if they do look strange!)

Since the last 'Lord of the Rings' film, Sir Ian McKellan liked to make a bit of extra money coaching

The penalty for ripping off the mattress tag was severe

Dr Morris's research into fakery called into question when it is spotted that the sun is shining in only one of his series of photographs.

Is faking a fatal injury this way called mattress-side?

It would take another three months practice, but a young John Travolta was clearly taking the role seriously..

Guess who got a motordrive for his camera?

Who needs a financial adviser to demonstrate that players can go down as well as up?

gimme a C, gimme an H, gimme an E ...A ...T

A mime is a terrible thing to chase

It's no good, Arsene - I'll have to get these cracks in my spectacles fixed

Henry took his periodic mattress flipping quite seriously

Hedge Fun Manager in action

After five hysterical attempts, Jason promised not to move the crash mat for Paul's gymnastic display this time; however the "prankster glint" in his eyes made Paul doubt his sincerity.....

Pan's People rehearse routine to "Jump For My Love"

Fry's reintroduce their popular "Five Boys" chocolate bars, this time with football fans in mind

When asked, Arsene Wenger said he did not have a clear view of the incident and so couldn't comment. Meanwhile, 300 miles away Manchester United were awarded a penalty.

It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's Nevil at again with your new mattress

It's fun to stay at the... huh?

Plan to scrap GP catchmat areas

It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's Nevil at it again with your new mattress

(correction)

None of Dr. Morris' colleagues really liked him - a few extra springs in the mattress and he was airborne for almost half-an-hour

Dr Morris demonstrates the new "Invisible Wall Bouncy Dive Detector"

Just had to give me the shire horse to ride didn't you?

The Village People get a stutter

Secret filming reveals Renault drivers practicing their race winning techniques.

Bob was determined to make the cheerleading squad this year

Budget cuts for the 2012 Olympics meant the springboard diving competition would take place without the diving board. Or the pool..

Bulk Viagra has some startling side effects

This is a fake caption contest entry.

Next week, Dr. Morris will be analysing MP's expenses

Science progresses leaps and bounce

91Èȱ¬ unveils new Saturday Night Football programme: Strictly Eduardo

When Paul's wife asked him to help get her suitcase shut, she should have told him she'd packed all her duty-free bottles in it

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easyJet unveil their new ultra-budget class

Tuffers soon realised that practising the tango for Strictly Come Dancing without his partner was more difficult than he first thought..

The mattress tag police spring into action

Dagguereotype takes a dive ;)

We never talk anymore

Secret footage as Ronaldo auditions in his new kit before being signed by Real Madrid.

Even when sober, Wyane still couldn't catch the moon