91Èȱ¬

Well yes, unfortunately the masks do make us more of a target for the pigeons

88!

Perhaps the head-butting had been a little severe, as imprints were left on the two ladies' foreheads

I've got Ruth Kelly's Eye and Gordon's Den

For the 91Èȱ¬ Caption Competition, it says the Chancellor intends taking 10% of the kudos

"If his boss can save the world, saving bingo is not much to ask"

So, what this says is that anyone can 'flip' their second to avoid capital gains, not just MPs. Well, we can get rid of these stupid masks then.

Disgusting - no bingo related expenses whatsoever.

Foreheads

Half of his expenses have been blacked out, does that mean he's been redactively moderated?

Well....there's always Old Maid I suppose.

At least if they debate this in the House of Commons, there should be a full house

If I hear 'What is it, Darling?' one more time...

Darling,Your number's up!

Are you pinking what we're pinking?

" ...22, Two Little Duck Islands..."

Next time, I'm voting Conservative - none of them have ever heard of bingo

Hang on, I've found a loophole - we just play Lotto or Housey-housey

I don't understand this pamphlet at all - I don't do letters

A split infinitive, sentence ending in a preposition and what is the subject of this verb???

That security guard at the Houses of Parliament was going to let me in until he realised there couldn't be two Alistair Darlings

You don't need the cross, Martha - I don't think Michael Howard is there any more

Heck, we're too late for the nude bicycle rally

Two birds on hand giving Darling the push

It's a bold move by Darling, but Lord Mandelson got Balls as well.

As chair of the Alistair Darling fan club I call this meeting to order, item 1, any new members? No? Looks like it's still just you and me Winnie.

Move Under Darling

Where's the brief?

Somehow I don't think we've got the same charisma as Joanna Lumley

And I'm bringing haggis to the potluck supper tonight.

I phoned Joanna Lumley to ask her to suppport us, but she was busy

I phoned Joanna Lumley to ask her to support us, but she was busy

(spelling correction)

What, no rum ?! But I thought we were here for a binge protest

As his assistants clock up the expenses, a faint "House!" is heard from the back...

Hey! What if we can show that Gurkhas enjoy bingo too?

These long sleeves will hide the bingo owings

"Ok, so pretending to be Alistair Darling and his twin brother didn't get us in to see that nice Mr Brown. Next plan on the list?"

"12 Down. What have you got?"

"Only a couple more to go"

"Cutting out the bad language does make the letter a lot shorter I suppose..."

"Darling, that's dear."

Personally, I'd prefer it if he were Ex-Chancellor of the Chequer

I COULD play the lottery instead, but it's a bit of a chance, Ella

Anyway, I never liked the way Mr. Darling treated that nice Peter Pan

Darling's Buds of September

Read this - we can get back at the Chancellor by reading these old "Blackadder Goes Forth" scripts

"Well darling I AM claiming for two..."

Now with (bingo) wings.

So we're against bingo taxation, not bin-go tax - I thought it was a protest against recycling

Highlighting the opposition from the bench

Chancellor Hat - 15% VAT

Verity and Prudence run a final check on their "boardroom Bingo" books ready for the next PMQ's.......

"I suppose this is that white paper we keep hearing about"

Pass the TippEx Elsie ...I've just realised he said Foxy Bingo

... But Dahling, you should see thier faces when you call "second 91Èȱ¬"....!

As neither could guess whose picture was on their own head, and they certainly didn't recognise the picture the other was wearing ... this game could take some time.

With so many famous MPs not going to stand at he next election, we've got a pretty good chance of being elected, Ethel

So we run into the Bank and hand them this note demanding £20,000 ...do you want it in cash or straight into your account?

I do wish people would recognise him, this is the fourth letter expressing condolences for the sad loss of Michael.

And this is my lucky pink bingo pen - guess where it's going to end up

Isn't it ironic that "paper hat" is cockney rhyming slang for "prat"? And just look what's on our paper hats.

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"You do the houses on the left, I'll do the right" - Halloween night plans are in full swing...

Venus and Serena had a frightening vision of the future.

Even with all that make-up on, Miss Lumley still made her presence felt with a powerful protest

The ladies highlight their choice for Gay Icon.

Exactly how much tax is Clickety-Duck?

W-8 a bit B-4 you tax us, Darling

"Protesting about bingo taxation in Parliament Square" she mused.
"Why don't we just play it somewhere else?"

That nice Mr. Martin will help us - whilst he was Speaker, he used to moonlight as a bingo caller in our club

For the first time in his career Alistair had managed to put everyone in the shade.

Oh, I understand it now - it says 'Wet Paint'

Now the government aren't selling ...does that just make him a Chancer?

No-one was in the least bit surprised when Vera and Agnes were refused entry to Ascot Ladies' day.

Well, I reckon the Commons is a lousey-housey

AMAZING! Take the masks off, 2+2 does indeed equal 4, not 5.

Woman on Left (reading aloud from the Chancellor's Statement): "And today, Mr Speaker, I announce a 10% levy on face masks, marker pens, floral patterned blouses and costume jewellery, with a standard charge of £5 now payable for the use of all park benches in England and Wales"

"You sunk my battleship!"

It says here 'Guaranteed to frighten anyone', now how long is it to Halloween?

Play Darling Bingo - putting the chance back into chancellor!

Two votes being registered for Alistair Darling in the race for Deputy Speaker of Hyde Park...

Who was that masked man? It's the Loan Arranger.

Mask 2

88? Is that how old they think we are, or are they saying we're fat?

It may have been a protest, but George was still a teensy bit jealous.

"Can you see a 666 on this bingo card, Gladys?"

So, your reply from Labour is sighed "From the desk of Gordon Brown" and mine from the Conservatives is from "the Cameron Dais"

You can tell Alistair his number's up

Actually, Gordo sent us.

Do I like Darling? I don't know, I've never darled.

Eyes down:
Two little Duck House's - Number 22
Clickety click, do a house flip - Number 66
Two fat expense claims - Number 88
No trains on the East Coast Line - Number 59

I only need 45.
Don't worry with Alistair calling the numbers, we'll all be getting our P45's soon.

Lady on left: "It says here we are not to think of it as a tax, more an interest free loan, repayable at the option of the borrower. There might be a peerage in it for us!"

At the Michael Jackson tribute, two fans are astonished to learn that he had a skin disorder and did not wear a mask!

Eyebrow culture

Alistair Darling's PR firm took an unorthodox approach when he complained that no-one remembered what he looked like.

luvvies take up Bingo!, "was that two fat ladies 88 Darling"
"no i think it was garden gate no. 8 Darling"

don't cheat, make your own mistakes!

Snap!

'Infiltrate their Governments (check). Soon Xyuqwwe, soon this planet will be ours mwah ha ha'.

at the top of my head i have no idea if this is correct